New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 7692
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3199
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2924 Dimension Hops: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

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    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5966
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Crops Grown: 5300
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7868
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 606
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6596
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

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    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9501
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5077
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Potions Brewed: 161 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4086
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4654

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    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 7849
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 81 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

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