asustado.shorts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SenpaiCraft SMP – GomenneGriefer<3
Affection, Anime, Apology, cute, gomenne, GomenneGriefer3, japanese, Kawaii, love, senpai, senpai anime, senpai apology, senpai cute, senpai forgive me, senpai gomen ne, senpai kawaii, senpai love, senpai notice me, senpai notice me please, senpai relationship, SenpaiCraft, smp
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers, and only the bravest players can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and laughter. Senpai gomenne<3!

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New Server IP
FoodFusionCraft
bizarre dishes, culinary experiments, eccentric food, food combination, FoodFusionCraft, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, odd food choices, offbeat flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky eats, quirky food pairings, secret indulgence, strange cravings, strange food combos, unconventional pairings, unconventional snacks, unexpected tastes, unique flavors, unusual cravings, weird food
Are you tired of boring old food combinations in real life? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we serve up the craziest food combos you’ve ever seen! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in lava sauce? How about a creeper sandwich with a side of golden apple fries? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you (or maybe not, but who cares, it’s Minecraft)!

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New Server IP
FlyPoopPatrol
annoyance, buzzing, cleanliness, control, Disease, Extermination, filth, flies, fly control, FlyPoopPatrol, hygiene, infestation, insects, noticeable, Nuisance, Pests, Poop, Prevention, sanitation, stepping, Waste
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

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New Server IP
KneeCraft: StemCell Edition
cartilage repair, cellular regeneration, clinical trial, Disease Progression, Edition, function improvement, injection therapy, innovative treatment, joint health, joint inflammation, knee osteoarthritis, knee pain management, KneeCraft, long term benefits, medical breakthrough, musculoskeletal disorders, off-the-shelf treatment, orthopedic care, osteoarthritis treatment, pain relief, regenerative medicine, stem cell therapy, StemCell
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we inject you with magical stem cells dat make your knees feel like brand new!! No more hobbling around like a granny, you’ll be jumpin’ and runnin’ like a pro athlete in no time! We guarantee dat 75% of players will feel da difference for a whole year – dat’s like forever in Minecraft time, amirite? And get dis, it might even stop da evil knee disease from gettin’ worse! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt with your supercharged knees!

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New Server IP
Moon Lifesteal
LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival
Try out the new Moon Lifesteal server!. Build your home, tteam, raid, and conquer the server with custom enchants and cool cosmetics/pets! Watch out for the enderdragon and natural disasters! The server is a revamp of the old Moon server. It has been brought back to life and soon to be better than ever! To join the server please enter moonlifesteal.us.to:25798
moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

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New Server IP
ProjectPixel
1.16.5, Curseforge, Economy, Minecraft, Modpack, nodecraft.gg, Official, Pixelmon, ProjectPixel, Server, Survival
The Official Project Pixel Server
(ONLY FOR 1.16.5)
use the server id projectpixel.nodecraft.gg in order to load in and make sure you download the modpack via CurseForge
projectpixel.nodecraft.gg

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New Server IP
MineGenshin – Minecraft Server
character builds, Daily check-in rewards, genshin impact, IGNITION, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki, Without Primogems
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition Teaser? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a Name Forged in Flames!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against pedos in a Total pedo annihilation edition world. Our server is so safe, even Natlan himself would give it a thumbs up. Need a hand? Don’t worry, we got you covered with our Natlan Preview Teaser event where you can team up with friends to take down the bad guys.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the “Summertide Scales and Tales” event where you can win epic rewards until August 28. And with characters like Navia, Nilou, and Kaveh, you’ll never run out of exciting adventures to embark on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your Primogems to unlock even more fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing hotter than the flames is the insane stories you’ll create with your friends. See you in the game!

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Minecraft SMP: >Your favorite game/studio managed to CreeperBomb
Anon, CreeperBomb, Die, Favorite, favorite game, gamestudio, gtYour, INFESTED, list, long tail, managed, Minecraft, post, smp, Studio, tags, twitterfaggots, zoomers
Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by zoomers and twitterfaggots? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so exclusive that even your favorite game/studio couldn’t handle the chaos and had to shut down before we could infect them with our epicness.
From building giant statues of memes to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky world!

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New Server IP
BoomerBlocks
aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlocks, changing preferences, changing tastes, DISLIKES, dislikes growing, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, maturing tastes, Maturity, Preferences, preferences changing, shifting perspectives, shifting preferences
Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the woes of adulthood and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and bizarre sense of humor.
So why waste your time growing older and more jaded when you can join our server and embrace your inner child? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!

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New Server IP
DroneWarsMC
Conflict, countermeasures, Defense, drone, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, electronic warfare, Euromaidan Press, intelligence, Military, Missions, OPERATIONs, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tactics, Technology, thwart, UKRAINIAN, units, Week
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian electronic warfare units are battling russian drones in the virtual world! we have crazy battles and epic missions that will blow ur mind. join us and be a part of the action as we fight for control of the virtual realm. who needs real war when u can have virtual war with us? join now and be a part of the madness!

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