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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1483 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 451625 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4776 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?