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Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	9968

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7716
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Votes:	4907
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Buildings Constructed:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	7217	Star Shards Collected:	125
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ores Mined:	3427	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	362	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5647	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!