New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • HotGirlMinecraftSMP

    HotGirlMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7735
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8896
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 730410 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of being the hottest player around, with all the power and influence? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and become the ultimate heartthrob of the server. With your stunning looks, you’ll have the power to turn all the girls into white nationalists with just a wink. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting mobs – your charm is all you need to rule the server!

    But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Can you handle the pressure of being the most desired player in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

    BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8104
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of family vacations and shared honeymoons!

    Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?

    Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?

    So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TunnelDrive Minecraft Server

    TunnelDrive Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 4946
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Enchantments Applied: 245
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 127 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 633753 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u know what else is large enough for vehicles to drive through? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us and explore the craziest tunnels and caves you’ve ever seen! we’ve got secret passages that lead to hidden treasure and maybe even a dragon or two (jk but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! so what are you waiting for? hop on in and start digging!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperAnneFrank

    CraftyCreeperAnneFrank
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2298
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own anne frank statue and protect it from vandals!!! we have crazy pvp battles where u can fight off pro-palestinian graffiti artists trying to destroy ur masterpiece!! join now for the ultimate challenge and defend anne frank’s honor in the virtual world!!! #justiceforannefrank #minecraftmadness

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BusCraft: Bloodstream Adventure

    BusCraft: Bloodstream Adventure
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7196
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1921 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where the magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it. Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly Ms. Frizzle pops out of nowhere like “Seatbelts, everyone!” and takes you on a wild ride through your own bloodstream.

    But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Minelanders SMP: Where we dig, craft, and accidentally blow up our own creations! Java & Bedrock crossplay for more chaos!

    Welcome to Minelanders SMP: Where we dig, craft, and accidentally blow up our own creations! Java & Bedrock crossplay for more chaos!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 8329
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

    Server Address mc.minelanders.com
    Version 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
    Discord https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

    Overview

    The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

    Community Nights!

    Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more!

    Vanilla Reimagined

    We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

    Features

    • We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
    • We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
    • We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
    • The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21 . The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
    • Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in game advantages.

    Rules

    1. Play in good faith
    2. Be respectful of other players
    3. No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
    4. Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
    5. No cheating
    6. Alt accounts must be known to staff
    7. No releasing personal information about another player
    8. Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

    Pictures from the last edition of the server:^ (It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MurderDronez Minecraft SMP Madness

    MurderDronez Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 7361
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ores Mined: 2521
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the grass grows faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary N plushie, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to all who find it. But be warned, finding this plushie is no easy task – you’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even do a little dance to summon its magical powers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No, you’re not the jerk! Join our Minecraft server for some birthday bash fun!

    No, you’re not the jerk! Join our Minecraft server for some birthday bash fun!
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6175
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending $450 on a sushi birthday party for your son’s girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing you’ll be paying for is virtual diamonds and emeralds!

    Our server is filled with Japanese culture enthusiasts who love sushi, anime, and even speak a little Japanese (well, maybe just “konnichiwa”).

    Forget about expensive birthday parties, on our server, you can throw a virtual sushi feast for your friends for free! Plus, we have a special event where you can mine for rare sushi-themed blocks and craft your own sushi castle.

    So, ditch the pricey parties and join our Minecraft server for a birthday celebration that won’t break the bank. Your son’s girlfriend (we’ll call her Jill) will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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