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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Towns Built:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9899
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ores Mined:	9875	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	248
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!