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CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9774	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Divine Spears Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	9489	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defence, Alliance, Allies, Defense, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomat, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nato, nato allies, NATO targets, SECURITY, Targets, tougher targets

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

acceleration, Accelerator, automotive technology, brake pedal, BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft, braking system, change in velocity, Engineering, Mechanics, Motion, physics concepts, PHYSICS., Scientific, scientific principles, scientific terminology, slowing down, speed control, speeding up, Technically, vehicle dynamics, Velocity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	2760
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Gift codes, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Livestream codes, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, starrail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game items by using secret livestream codes that only the chosen ones can decipher. You’ll be the envy of all your friends with your rare loot!

Version 2.3 is here and it’s saying goodbye to Penacony in the most epic way possible. Witness the farewell in a special program that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Watch the SGF Show Video where dreams come to life and the Boothill Trailer where cowboys mean business. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement!

And don’t even get us started on the current character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. These characters are so cool, you’ll want to collect them all!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and light cone banners await you on our server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hotel Hell Minecraft Server

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Blitzo, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, Website

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But that’s not all, you can also tag along with Blitzo and his crew of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are trying to be good and assassins are trying to be successful in the underworld? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a receptionist hellhound named Loona?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to check out into Heaven or survive running a startup in Hell. Just be sure to watch out for any impromptu musical numbers along the way!