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Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mines Excavated:	2991	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions poll, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, Jiangshi bird, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki Archives, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, Twitch channel, twitter, vod channel, youtube channel

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	914019	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	205	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1445	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

3×3 Thread, BLOCK, discussion, DISILLUSIONED, disingenuous imposters, fake identities, humanness, internet anonymity, lack of authenticity, larp, lost lustre, Minecraft, obsessive stalker, online communities, online forums, Party, real human beings, Server, soulless, Successful, thread dynamics, thread engagement, V, virtual interactions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

Arguing, Blacksun, E-Celebs, general, hate, House, House of Blacksun, IRL politics, Lies, love, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!

CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP

andrade, bianca belair, Bronson Reed, camels, Carmelo Hayes, Chelsea Green, Cody Rhodes, crown, Crown Jewel, desert, gunther, IYO SKY, Jade Cargill, Jakara Jackson, jewel, Kairi Sane, Kevin Owens, LA Knight, Lash Legend, Liv Morgan, Minecraft, Nia Jax, Piper Niven, Randy Orton, Riyadh, Roman Reigns, seth rollins, smp, the usos, vlog, wwe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!

Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!