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CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6353
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4442	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar high? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle in an epic showdown for the ages. But beware, these characters aren’t your average Minecraft mobs – they’ve got skills that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game.

And if that’s not enough, our server is so generous, we’re practically giving away Silvershower Heartstrings bows and Splendor of Tranquil Waters swords like they’re candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.” And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how awesome you’ve become).

18 Inch Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as seeing someone take 18 inches of black dick! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even some unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored! So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Just remember to watch out for those creepers – they’re nothing compared to what you might stumble upon in our world!

DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4095	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.

Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.

Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Votes:	7008
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

ComfortCraftMC

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Do you ever just crave a pixelated feast while mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic food selection you’ve ever seen! From block-shaped burgers to creeper cupcakes, we’ve got it all! Join us for a gastronomic adventure like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. Will you dare to challenge his porky power?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game? Jump off the tallest tower in the land and see if you can land on a tiny block of water below. It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most delicious, and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts and epic battles instead? Join us now and let the fun begin!