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Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Votes:	3482
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3082	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

Boundaries, boundary crossing, consent, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., entitlement issues, Fair Play, inappropriate advances, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, inappropriate requests, Minecraft, oral sex, power dynamics, sex, sexual coercion, sexual consent, sexual entitlement, sexual favors, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, Whos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8161	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Anthro, Bunny Byers, cat, Chains and Chances, Cold Blooded Dairy, Collared, cultural exchange, Debts, detective, DOMINANCE, Dungeon of Stories, Grand Marshal, Hmofa Masterbin, Home on the Range, Human, Human Dominance General, mindbreak, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Neon Dream, new neighbor, pokemon, Professor Harkness Greens, Projects, Pythagas, smp, Stories

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	883	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	9680	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Holy Grails Found:	3

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5667	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Emeralds Found:	4254	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8948	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.

SunMC Network

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Events, gameplay, Gui, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, Performance, Rewards, Server, SunMC Network, Support

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Animals Bred:	127
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

SunMC Network Experience an unparalleled Lifesteal server with exciting features and smooth gameplay designed for every player!

– Features – Lifesteal Gameplay: Engage in thrilling battles where every life counts! – Enhanced GUI: Enjoy intuitive and visually appealing interfaces. – Smooth Performance: Optimized for lag-free gameplay. – Discord Support: Get instant support and join our community! – More Exciting Features: Events, rewards, and unique mechanics await you!

Join now and become part of the adventure!

sun-mc.us.to:30551