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Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	995248	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5224

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ores Mined:	6284
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9965
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Animals Bred:	116
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9938	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Items Found:	6188
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.