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WeddingBellsMC SMP

advice, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Honesty, long lasting marriage, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage tips, newlyweds, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, smp, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, WeddingBellsMC

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Potions Brewed:	169	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly married to each other in-game. That’s right, we host weekly in-game weddings complete with diamond rings and cake! Join us for the most epic love story you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a whole server full of newlyweds to give you advice? So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

GeneticLotteryCraft

athletes, athleticism, chance, Competition, genetic lottery, GeneticLotteryCraft, genetics, LUCK, natural ability, Performance, physical ability, Physical fitness, rules, skill, Sport, sports, sports rules, Sportsmanship, success, talent, Training

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	2359	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ores Mined:	2669	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that mining for diamonds is basically just a genetic lottery with some rules attached! Join us for a chance to strike it rich in our virtual world, where the odds are in your favor (or not, depending on your luck stat).

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!

KurskCraft: No Storm Shadows!

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, embargo, Europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, missile technology, News, Politics, restrictions, shadows, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mines Excavated:	1131
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	96
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

lol imagine if Ukraine had access to Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft! Join our server and unleash chaos like never before. Build your own Kursk offensive and dominate the competition with these insane missiles. The UK may not allow it in real life, but in our server, anything goes! Come join the madness and show off your strategic skills in ways you never thought possible. Who needs permission when you have Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!

FridgeSpaceSaverCraft

condiment containers, condiment storage, decluttering, efficient storage, food preservation, food waste prevention, fridge organization, fridge space saver, FridgeSpaceSaverCraft, household tips, ketchup, Kitchen organization, kitchen storage, Minimalism, pickle jars, self-minimizing, space optimization, space-hoggers, sustainable living, toothpaste containers, volume reduction

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	706
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server where ketchup bottles magically shrink as you use them, just like toothpaste tubes! it’s like living in a wacky kitchen world where the fridge is a magical place full of surprises.

imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.

come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

TickBlockerCraft

allergic reactions, allergic reactions to red meat, alpha-gal syndrome, animal studies, climate-induced habitat expansion, environmental factors, findings, food allergies, humans, immunotherapy, intravenous delivery, lone star tick bites, medical breakthrough, Mice, Nanoparticles, nanoparticles research, red meat, research, tick-borne diseases, TickBlockerCraft, University of Michigan

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mines Excavated:	4587	Divine Spears Created:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever been munchin’ on a juicy burger and then BAM, you get hit with a tick bite allergy? Well, fear no more, ’cause our Minecraft server got them fancy nanoparticles that can block them pesky allergic reactions!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.

And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!

The Oddity 1.21: Where Vanilla is Only a Flavor. Come Play, We Don’t Bite (Much)

Adults, AFK display, Armor statues, Armored Elytra, atom shulkers, BITE, Community, coordinates hud, data packs, Destiny 2, Discord, dont, flavor, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, modded servers, ODDITY, Play, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, shulker shells, Stardew, Valhelsia 6, Vanilla, Veinminer, zombie flesh

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2095	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Overview of Minecraft Server

Server Discord	https://discord.gg/wvkqYHuKqE
Community	Adult players who enjoy stress-free Minecraft
Server Type	Low-stress, grief-free community with optional modded servers

FAQ

What kind of players are on the server?

We are adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay. We have a tight-knit community that respects each other.

What kind of server is this?

Our server promotes a low-stress atmosphere where players can have fun together. It is free from griefing and thieving, and we aim to build a fun-loving community.

Do you host modded Minecraft servers?

Yes, we host modded servers as well. Currently, we have a Valhelsia 6 modpack server available for those interested.

What are some of the plugins/data packs being used?

Plugin/Data Pack	Description
AFK Display	Player name fades when AFK after 5 mins
Zombie Flesh to Leather	Cook zombie flesh to get leather
Armor Statues	Used to pose armor statues
Coordinates HUD	Toggle on/off coords above hotbar
VeinMiner	Allows instant mining of groups of adjacent blocks
And more…	Various other plugins for gameplay enhancements

VtuberCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Fun, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, virtual, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or craziness? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can interact with Japanese Vtubers and dive into their crazy world of Aogiri Highschool, Dot Live, and even VPI Cafe (where the coffee is so good, it’ll make your character jittery in-game)!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to attend Hasunosora Highschool or become a member of the Sinsogumi gang? Well, now you can on our server! You can even join forces with Kizuna Ai Inc to take down the evil 774 inc corporation in an epic battle for virtual supremacy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of virtual madness and mayhem! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the ASMR section and get stuck listening to virtual whispers for hours on end).

DaughterWifeCraft SMP

Alternate Reality, another world, cute daughterwife, DaughterWifeCraft, dreams, emotional pain, FANTASY, Heartache, impossible love, Live, longing, longing for companionship, longing for family, longing for love, Sadness, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable happiness, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3335
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	296

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where you can’t have a cute daughterwife from another dimension? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible! Join us and you just might find yourself a pixelated waifu straight out of your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your most bizarre fantasies in blocky form. Join now and start your quest for love in the most unexpected of places!

SassySILMassage Minecraft Server

age gap, apologies, awkward situations, back rub, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, enmeshed family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, half siblings, intimate gestures, Minecraft, Niece, personal space, SassySILMassage, Server, vacation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mines Excavated:	2566	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where back rubs are strictly prohibited unless you’re a professional masseuse! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family dynamics, just like the vacation at Aunt Rose’s beach house.

Experience the thrill of being the only man surrounded by a group of women who treat you like one of the girls. Get ready for some intense family bonding and enmeshed relationships that will make you question your own sanity.

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through awkward situations like refusing to give a back rub to your wife’s half-sister and dealing with the consequences of “shaming” her in front of the whole family. Who knew a simple no could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where gender roles are blurred, boundaries are non-existent, and back rubs are a hot topic of discussion. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of unexpected twists. See you there!

BioFamVsAdoBro

adoptive brother, adoptive parents, adoptive siblings, at-home DNA test, BioFamVsAdoBro, biological brother, biological family matches, biological family members, biological roots, contacting biological family, dna test, family connection, family exploration, family history, family pact, Family Reunion, Family Support, long-lost brother, respecting wishes, sibling bond, WIBTA

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of biological family connections.

Imagine finding out you have a long-lost brother in the world of Minecraft! Will you choose to reach out and forge a new bond, or will you stick with your adopted sibling and navigate the drama together? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and emotional turmoil along the way.

Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for buried family secrets instead? Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you questioning your loyalties and testing your relationships like never before.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of sibling rivalry and DNA discoveries. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world of family drama!