Asspread Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2662	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	824277
Dragon Eggs Found:	7811	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3153	Void Armor Forged:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3852
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ores Mined:	6055
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.