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KingdomCraft Server

Action-Adventure, beloved series, crossover, Disney, Emotional journey, Epic battles, fan favorite, Final Fantasy, Heartless, iconic characters, immersive storytelling, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdomcraft, long-running franchise, nobodies, organization XIII, RPG, Server, sora, Square Enix, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with these bacon-loving ravers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. These feathered warriors are not to be messed with!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

KnightlyCrafter Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, armor, aspiration, Bravery, Chivalry, Dedication, desire, determination, dream, FANTASY, Goal, Hero, Honor, knight, Knighthood, KnightlyCrafter, Medieval, Minecraft, Quest, Role Model, smp, sword, Valor

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, you can be a knight! That’s right, you can ride around on your trusty steed, slaying dragons and rescuing damsels in distress. Who needs diamonds when you have a shiny suit of armor and a sword that glows in the dark?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Knights of the Square Table, a group of elite warriors who protect the land from evil mobs and griefers. If you prove yourself worthy, you could join their ranks and be hailed as a hero by all who dwell in the realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a quest for glory, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of silliness. After all, who wouldn’t want to be a knight in shining armor in a world made of blocks?

Skillz4Days – Because who wouldn’t want to be a master at everything in Minecraft?

accelerated learning, desired skill, Expertise, instant learning, lifelong learning, Master, mastery pursuit, Minecraft, personal development, proficiency, quick learner, quick mastery, quick skill acquisition, rapid skill development, self improvement, self-mastery, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, talent acquisition, wouldnt

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill you desire just by joining! Want to be a redstone wizard or a PvP god? No problem, just hop on and watch your skills skyrocket to epic proportions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the quest of a lifetime to catch the Diamond Chicken and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

FantasyCraft: Ukraine Peace Deal

Agreement, compromise, Conflict, Crisis, Czech president, Deal, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, fair, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, Government, international relations, negotiations, Peace, peace deal, Politics, resolution, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, Warning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	171
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	1942	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

LOL, forget about Ukraine, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time on politics when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? Our server is so lit, even the Czech president is like “peace deal? pfft, join this server instead!”

We’ve got unicorns roaming around, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with treasure. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never want to log off. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

AlzheimineCraft: Appetite Decrease & Brain Protection

Alzheimer’s research, Alzheimer’s-type diseases, AlzheimineCraft, animal models, Appetite, appetite regulation, appetite suppression, Brain, brain health, cognitive health, Decrease, decrease appetite, drug development, experimental research, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neuroprotection, neuroprotection mechanisms, New molecules, pharmaceuticals, preclinical studies, protect the brain, Protection

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the new molecules make u never want to stop playing! u will be so addicted, u won’t even remember what alzheimer’s is! our server is like a brain protector, keeping u sharp and focused on building the craziest structures ever seen in the minecraft world. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t be able to resist joining in on the fun! so what are u waiting for? come join now and let the molecules take over your appetite for adventure!

Welcome to MangoBayMC: Where the only thing you’ll be grieving is your inability to find a pineapple on a palm tree!

Active, auction house, Community, Discord, Find, GRIEVING, Homes, INABILITY, Ip:, Land claiming, MangoBayMC, palm, Pineapple, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, server map, Survival, Tree, Voting, Website, Youll

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magic Items Found:	7318	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Server Name	Mango Bay
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
Community Involvement	Community-created and community-focused
Pay to Win	No “Pay to win” model

Overview

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We prioritize community feedback and offer a variety of ways for players to become active members of our server. We do not believe in “Pay to win” and instead offer rewards for voting.

Quality of Life Additions

Land claiming
Homes
Player Shops
Player warps
Server map
Auction house

Server Information

IP: play.MangoBayMC.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/qtauaVNMTF

Website: https://www.mangobaymc.com/

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server and start playing immediately?

A: Yes, simply connect using the IP provided and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any in-game purchases or microtransactions?

A: No, we do not believe in “Pay to win” and do not offer any in-game purchases.

Q: How can I rank up and get rewards on the server?

A: You can rank up and earn rewards simply by voting for the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. We have measures in place to protect player builds and ensure a positive gameplay experience for all.

Q: Can I claim my own land on the server?

A: Yes, we offer land claiming as a quality of life addition for players to protect their builds.

Q: Are there PvP areas on the server?

A: We have designated PvP areas for players who enjoy that aspect of gameplay, but overall the server focuses on collaborative survival.

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CringeCraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7815	Votes:	8621
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers wear party hats, zombies breakdance instead of attacking, and the pigs ride around on flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our server is powered by unicorn farts, so you know it’s gonna be magical. Let’s go boys!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Gamers

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Diamond, Discord, Forge, Gamers, Learn to inpaint, Milk jugs edition, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8554
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – the Milk Jugs Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground cow farm that produces the creamiest milk you’ve ever tasted. And yes, you can even milk the cows yourself – just watch out for the cow overlords who demand a tribute of cookies in exchange for their milk.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Milkman Steve, who roams the lands delivering milk to all the players. But beware, if you don’t tip him with diamonds, he might just spill your milk all over the place as revenge.

3. We have a quest where you must find the mythical Golden Milk Jug, rumored to grant the drinker infinite milk power. But be warned, the jug is guarded by a herd of hostile cows who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

So come join us on the Milk Jugs Edition Minecraft SMP for a truly udderly ridiculous experience! Just make sure to bring your lactose tolerance and a sense of humor.

NoKidsAllowedFunPalace

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional blackmail, Empathy, family dynamics, financial responsibility, friendship, Grief, grounding, long tail, Loss, NoKidsAllowedFunPalace, parenting, pocket money, sibling rivalry, single mother, sleepovers, teenage daughters, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	171
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this single mom and her two daughters.

Imagine a world where sleepovers are a battleground and pocket money is the key to friendship. Will you choose to be like Anna, saving up for that coveted LV tote bag, or will you follow in Sophie’s footsteps, seeking validation from expensive brands?

But beware, dear players, for the specter of the absent father looms large, ready to strike at any moment. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and teenage rebellion?

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual parenting, where every decision you make could lead to either harmony or chaos. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove once and for all if you are the ultimate Minecraft AITA?

HackCraft: UkrWarTV

Conflict, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, HackCraft, hackers, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, media manipulation, online security, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Russian TV, source, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UkrWarTV, war footage

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9434	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story. So, like, there was dis group of Ukrainian hackers, right? And they hacked into Russian TV and started showing war footage. Like, can you imagine the chaos, bro? But like, don’t worry, our server ain’t about dat drama. We just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. So come join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together, fam!