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MineCraftyIndieServer

archival, Archive, BIRTHDAYS, Calendar, Clips, Corpo, discussion, ducks, Guide, indie, large indies global, material, MineCraftyIndieServer, Numbers, partner, Shill, Stream, Thread, twitch, Viewers, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	1302
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to the “I cooka da bat Edition” Minecraft server! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bat cooking competition where players compete to see who can cook the most delicious bat dish. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted spatula!

– Our server is home to the largest community of indie vtuber fans in the Minecraft universe. Join us to discuss your favorite indie vtubers and share clips of their most epic moments.

– Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the madness on our server.

– We have a special section dedicated to creating Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

– And don’t forget about our exclusive “Ducks” section, where players can watch live streams of dashducks waddling around in all their glory. It’s quack-tastic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with bat cooking competitions, indie vtuber discussions, and plenty of SEEEEEEEEEX!

CraftyPixels Minecraft Server

Accountants, business strategy, CraftyPixels, Eula, independent contractor, legal documents, legal requirements, marketing tactics, Minecraft, notaries, self employed, Server, Software (Industry), software business, software contracts, Software Development, software distribution, software entrepreneurship, software legalities, software licensing, software marketing, software sales, terms of service

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about boring software marketing again. We don’t have any stuffy accountants or notaries here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And forget about those pesky Terms of Service and EULAs – on our server, you make the rules! Want to build a giant rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with llamas? Why not!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’ll fit right in!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Items Found:	6437	Holy Grails Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9452
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	290338
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Items Found:	7838	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Emeralds Found:	5872	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	191
Enchantments Applied:	104	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Votes:	2619
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	167	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Crops Grown:	8371
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Emeralds Found:	2559	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!