assimilation Minecraft Servers

Assimilation

  • Spanish in America Minecraft SMP

    Spanish in America Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers dancing to Despacito!

    Our server is like a wild fiesta where the only rule is to have fun. We have a secret underground taco shop where you can trade emeralds for the spiciest tacos in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

    But beware, there’s a mischievous bandit named El Cactus who roams the server stealing everyone’s precious diamonds. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the bounty of emeralds and tacos he’s hoarded?

    So grab your maracas and join us for a wild ride on this insane Minecraft SMP. Vamonos amigos, let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • White Argentina Minecraft Server

    White Argentina Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Koreans are the Buryats of Canada Minecraft SMP

    Koreans are the Buryats of Canada Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through the wackiest corners of Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Australians and Canadians be like Minecraft SMP

    Australians and Canadians be like Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and Canadians are constantly at each other’s throats, accusing each other of being “filthy immigrants.” It’s like a never-ending battle of accents and stereotypes, and you get to be right in the middle of it all!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama-only paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky Australians and Canadians – they’re always up to something!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Taco Craft Minecraft Server

    The Taco Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a bag of Skittles? Look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of cultures – Ame brings the spicy Hispanic flair, Suisei adds a sprinkle of Filipino fun, and Hajime brings the K-pop vibes. It’s a party in here, and nothing is sacred anymore! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next? Come on, join the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Arab Boys Minecraft Server

    Arab Boys Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Too Much Minecraft Fun

    Too Much Minecraft Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

    we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

    our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

    oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

    so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

    Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Right Wing Minecraft Server

    The Right Wing Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, come join our server where the amount of immigrants we’re taking in has literally doubled! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit that even villagers from other dimensions are flocking to join in on the fun! Build your own immigrant village and watch as new players from all over the Minecraft world come to trade, build, and survive together. Don’t miss out on the craziest multicultural experience in the Minecraft universe – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer

    Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP