assholeface – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

StepMomSpawnZone

blended families, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family division, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, family roles, family structure, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, Family Values, parental relationships, sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepMomSpawnZone

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sibling time and ice cream treats? Look no further than our server! Just like how this player prioritizes their siblings over their step-siblings, we prioritize fun and ridiculousness over everything else!

Join our server for a chance to build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even treat your in-game siblings to some virtual ice cream (we promise we won’t judge if you only share with your favorite in-game siblings).

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to treat all players the same or attend virtual therapy sessions to form a stronger in-game family connection. We believe in letting players play their own way, whether that means prioritizing their own siblings or going on solo adventures.

So come join us and remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own virtual family dynamic!

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LangLearnerMC SMP

beginner language tips, LangLearnerMC, language acquisition, language development, language education, language fluency, language goals, language immersion, language learning, language learning journey, language learning motivation, language learning process, language learning strategies, language learning tips, language practice, language proficiency, language resources, language skills, language study, language techniques, new language, smp

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with secret treasure hunts, giant chicken races, and even a pet panda that tells jokes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to learn a new language. That’s right, our resident language expert will teach you how to speak in Pig Latin, Villagerese, and even Enderman gibberish. Who knew learning could be so fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most language-filled adventure of your life!

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CreeperCraze: Mind Melter Jobs

10. Occupational hazards, 11. High-pressure jobs, 12. Mental health challenges, 13. Work-life balance, 14. Mental health stigma, 15. Mental health resources, 16. Mental health impact, 17. Mental health advocacy, 18. Job satisfaction, 19. Mental health disorders, 2. Job stress, 20. Mental health in the workplace., 3. Occupational health, 4. Workplace wellness, 5. Mental health awareness, 6. Stressful jobs, 7. Mental health support, 8. Job burnout, 9. Work-related anxiety, CreeperCraze, Jobs, Melter, mental health, Mind

Are you tired of the daily grind of your boring job? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and leave your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders.

Forget about the stresses of your real-life job and immerse yourself in a land where the only job you have is to have fun! Our server offers insane challenges and mind-blowing quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of blocky NPCs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities?

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BBCNewsAnchorMCServer

ANCHOR, BBC, BBC news anchor, BBCNewsAnchorMCServer, child pornography, children, criminal charges, former, images of children, indecent images, indecent images of children, legal consequences, media scandal, News, Phone, phone images, prominent, Sentence, suspended, suspended sentence

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got this former BBC news dude, right, and he’s like, totally obsessed with indecent images of children on his phone. But get this, he only got a suspended sentence! Like, what even is that? Anyway, come join our server for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find some scandalous secrets along the way. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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CraftyRainbowLGBTQBan

Ban, Conversion Therapy, CraftyRainbowLGBTQBan, discrimination, equality, EU, european union, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ Strategy, LGBTQ support, mental health, policy, pursue, strategy

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesnt?! come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most wild and crazy adventures waiting for u! we got dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs!

we also have the most lit parties in town, with disco balls made out of diamonds and music that will make ur blocky little feet dance all night long.

join us and be part of the most epic community of gamers who are always down for a good time. plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u will instantly become the best minecraft player in the world.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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Space Cadet Adventures

Adventures, Cadet, conquering fears, fear of falling, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, future of humanity, human evolution, overcoming fears, Space, space colonization, space exploration, space exploration benefits, space exploration dreams, space exploration future, space exploration impact, space exploration possibilities, space exploration progress, space exploration vision, space fairing species, space fearlessness, space technology, Space Travel, Space travel advancements

join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of falling from great heights without the fear of splatting on the ground! our anti-gravity technology will have you floating through the air like a majestic unicorn, without a care in the world.

imagine building your base on a floating island high above the clouds, where the only way down is by jumping into a pool of fluffy marshmallows. or maybe you prefer to soar through the sky on the back of a giant chicken, exploring the vast expanse of our custom-built world.

with our space-age technology, you can defy gravity and defy logic, all while having a blast with your fellow players. so come join us and leave your fear of heights behind – the sky’s the limit on our server!

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Baby Bump Boom: Ecig Danger Server

adult life, baby, boom, bump, cardiovascular health, danger, early life, ecig, Electronic Cigarette, growing body, harmful effects, health outcomes, Literature, long-term effects, maternal health, nicotine, Offspring, Pregnancy, prenatal exposure, public health, research, Risks, Safety, Server, study

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, bro.

We got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happenin’ all da time, like, one time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and everyone had to team up to survive.

And get this, our mods are like, super cool and helpful, they’ll hook you up with all da sweet loot and make sure you’re havin’ a blast.

But yo, here’s da kicker, if you don’t join dis server, your Minecraft character will turn into a chicken and be forever cursed to lay eggs for eternity.

So like, don’t be a noob, join our server and live your best blocky life, ya feel me?

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Create empire

animated components, Applied Energistics 2, Automate, Automation, BUILD, Challenges, Contraptions, create enchantment industry, create mod, Create: Steam ‘n’ Rails, creativity, Discord, Explore, imagination, immersive gameplay, in-game documentation, Limits, Minecraft, Modpack, Survival

A survival server with the Create empire modpack. The modpack is on our website and modrinth. If there is a problem ask for help on Discord.

A Minecraft modpack that redefines the boundaries of creativity, automation, and immersive gameplay. Embark on a journey where you’re not just playing within UIs, but challenged to build contraptions of animated components, all guided by the in-game documentation provided by the Create mod.

Embark on your journey to build, automate, and explore the Create Empire modpack. The limits are only as finite as your imagination.

It features: – The Create Mod – Create Enchantment Industry – Create: Steam ‘n’ Rails – Applied Energistics 2 – and more

play.triibu.site

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⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.20.6

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

Meta.MineRich.ru

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Park Like This Minecraft Server

anger, Behavior, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, dumb, FAGGOT, Frustration, Hate Speech, ignorance, inappropriate, inconsiderate, intolerance, libtard., Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, park, Parking, Rude, seethe, Server, Social Issues, UNACCEPTABLE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and pull off epic trolling stunts. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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