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Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

animated images, Crafty, debate, Digital Media, funny, GIF, Gifs, humor, internet culture, internet phenomenon, jif, JIFs, Language, linguistics, meme, online communication, popular opinion, pronunciation, pronunciation controversy, pronunciation wars, Server, social media, Technology, viral

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

Antagonist, Bullied, challenging protagonist, Character development, character flaws, Complain, controversial character, CREEPERS, Cunt, DerpyCraft, emotional turmoil, insufferable, Jobs, Main character, mental health issues, mentally ill, negative traits, self-pitying, Sessions, social outcast, Therapy, toxic behavior, troubled past, unlikable traits, unlikeable protagonist, victim mentality, villagers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

aftermath, aggression, BUILD, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquer, Conquest, consequences, death toll, displacement, expansionism, fear, Invasion, Migration, Minecraft, neighbor, Neighborly, population growth, power struggle, Raid, Refugees, Server, steal, Survival, territorial expansion, violence, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7777	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREAD

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

anticipation, artist, collaboration, conundrums, CreepinCrafty, debut album, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, gossip, Heard she has stuff out there, midnababy, Music, Music (Industry), New Release, promotional campaign, Rumors, social media, speculation, Thread, upcoming projects, Updates

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!