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SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo

competitive event, football championship, Global Event, gtWorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo, historic event, international competition, major tournament, memorable moments, past event, significant event, smp, soccer tournament, SoccerCraft, sporting event, sporting milestone, sports event, sports history, sports nostalgia, two years ago, World Cup, world cup anniversary, world cup celebration, world cup memories

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	7634	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5163	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mines Excavated:	1164	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8481	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1925
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	114
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1174	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mines Excavated:	4395	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!