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Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

Life, living in Switzerland, Minecraft, smp, studying in Switzerland, swiss alps, Swiss architecture, Swiss cities, Swiss culture, Swiss economy, Swiss education, Swiss food, Swiss healthcare, Swiss life, Swiss lifestyle, Swiss people, Swiss scenery, Swiss tourism, Swiss traditions, Swiss transportation, Swiss weather, switzerland, working in Switzerland

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

#covert operations, bloodthirsty islamist regime, cia, conspiracy theories, Crafty, extremism, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global security, government intervention., historical context, intelligence agencies, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political manipulation, power dynamics, radicalization, regime change, regime installation, Server, Terrorism, US government

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	820843
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, indies, Japanese VTubers, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, smp, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtubers, 数字

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, challenge, comparison, Competition, falling short, inadequate, INFERIOR, just cant compete, lagging behind, Minecraft, not measuring up, outclassed, outdone, OUTMATCHED, outperformed, outshined, outstripped, overshadowed, phase, Server, Struggle, Surpassed

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

amusement, cheerful, chuckles, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Happiness, hilarious, humor, jokes, jovial, joy, kikikiki, Kikis, LAUGHING, Laughter, lighthearted, Minecraft, mirthful, playful, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8562
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	456465
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Items Found:	8215
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Animals Bred:	154
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!