assbugersthis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

CaliforniAngelsMC

Angels, California, CaliforniAngelsMC, child support, COL (cost of living), college, Communication, custody agreement, divination rods, financial plan, idealistic, LOGISTICS, long distance, Marriage, music dreams, relationship, selfish, Support, texas, visitation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Farms Harvested:	633	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft, bumping uglies, doing the deed, doing the horizontal mambo, Favorite, getting busy, Getting Down, getting freaky, getting frisky, getting hot and heavy, getting intimate, getting it on, getting jiggy with it, Getting Lucky, getting naughty, hooking up, horizontal tango, knocking boots, making love, sex, Slang

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Towns Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

SingCraft: Brain Boost

Boost, Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain enhancement, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain structure, choir benefits, choir participation, choir singing, cognitive function, cognitive skills, Communication, mental health, Mental well-being, music and the brain, music therapy, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, SingCraft, White matter

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, collaboration project, comedy, Creative, creative process, film industry, Frankie, Frankies, friendship, Fun, funny, humor, Minecraft, movie script, Partnership, quirky, scriptwriting, Server, stinky poohole, teamwork, unique concept, Writing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	76	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9295	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Top Is In Minecraft SMP

2028, designer collections, Fashion (Industry), fashion cycle, fashion cycle 2028, fashion predictions, fashion trends, fashion trends 2028, future predictions, Minecraft, runway fashion, seasonal forecast, See you next cycle, smp, style evolution, Top, top is in, trend analysis, trend forecasting, trend projection, trend spotting, upcoming styles

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	7700
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

Benefits, career, family time, Happiness, Job, leisure, life change, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, productivity, PTO, PTO_Pros, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, time off, travel, vacation time, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ToxicTrendzMC

drug abuse, excessive caffeine intake, excessive drinking, fast food, ignoring warning signs, Junk Food, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, not seeking medical help, overworking.., poor diet, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-destructive behavior, smoking, stress, sugar consumption, ToxicTrendzMC, unhealthy habits

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	4501
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!

BlockyGenderBender: Mental Health Edition

BlockyGenderBender, Conversion Therapy, conversion therapy dangers, conversion therapy outcomes, conversion therapy trauma, depression, Edition, Gender Identity, harmful practices, health, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, Mental, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, ptsd, Sexuality, suicidal thoughts, therapy effects

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can like, totally be yourself and not have to worry about anyone trying to change who you are, ya know? This server is like a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any judgment or hate.

Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!

And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!

Welcome to The Bagelverse: Where even our bagels are modded and Valhelsia 6 is the key to unlock carb-heaven!

bagels, Bagelverse, Bagelverse Discord, Build shops, carbheaven, Community, decoration mods, discord server, Donations, Essential commands, In-game chat., key, Lightman’s Currency mod, magic mods, Markets, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer experience, pay to win, proximity voice chat, Quests, slot machine casino, tech mods, unlock, valhelsia, Valhelsia 6 server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Potions Brewed:	63	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Minecraft Server

Would you like to get straight to it? Get access to the Valhelsia 6 server here.

The Bagelverse now offers a custom Valhelsia 6 server! Build a shop, complete quests, and learn how to use some mods in our lightly modified version of this modpack!

Modpack and Server features:

At the core, the pack is still just Valhelsia 6! We only modified the pack for a better multiplayer experience. Pack download instructions can be found on our Discord server.
Over 250 mods which include tech mods such as Embers Rekindled, Mekanism, and Create, magic mods like Ars Nouveau and Malum, and decoration mods like Fairy Lights and Macaw’s.
Build shops and markets using Lightman’s Currency mod! Visit the server shop with command /warp amethyst market. We have a slot machine casino here as well! NO REAL CURRENCY REQUIRED, just in-game currency that can be acquired by killing some mobs :p
Essential commands such as /back, /home, and /tpa are available to all players, immediately.
In-game chat is accessible through Discord! You can talk to other players without even joining the game.
Built in proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat.
NO pay-to-win! We only do donations <3
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! We have the best community ever 😀

Interested? Get started by joining the Bagelverse Discord server: discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW

See you there ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the Valhelsia 6 modpack?	No, you must have the Valhelsia 6 modpack installed to join the server.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as they follow the server rules, you are free to build whatever structures you like.
Is there any in-game currency system?	Yes, you can earn in-game currency by killing mobs and use it to trade in the server shop.
Can I use Discord to chat with players in-game?	Yes, in-game chat is accessible through Discord, allowing you to communicate with other players even when not in the game.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not required to play on the server. They are optional and appreciated.

Midnight Punch Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, Band, energetic music, Indie band, Japanese band, japanese music, Japanese punk, Japanese rock band, Live Music, Mayonaka Punch, Mayonaka Punch Oedo, Mayonaka Punch Oedo tour, midnight, Minecraft, Music, music scene, Ōedo, Punch, punk band, Punk Rock, Rock Music, Server, TOKYO, underground music

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will have their Minecraft skills boosted to epic levels and become unstoppable in PvP battles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a friendly community of players who love to build crazy structures like giant pixel art statues of creepers riding pigs or castles made entirely out of TNT. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Ender Dragon Racing” – they’re so much fun, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on Oedo Minecraft server – come join the chaos today!