assbugersthis – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

YOLOcraft: One Life Only
assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.
Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

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Nice Craft
Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival
Economy Based server with custom enchants that will blow your mind! we also have a inventory slot steal plugin (life steal but for inventory slots!) we also have various other plugins such as bloodmoon where dangerous mobs spawn once every 20 days and as well as bounties, claims, mineable spawners, daily and weekly crates, newbie protection and way more! come join to find out!
Lepiduscraft.xyz

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SkyFriends
brainstorm, Chat, Community, Development, event game system, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, lenient, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, rank system, Server, Skyblock, SkyFriends, suggest ideas, Suggestions, teamwork
Skyblock server between friends, chat and event game system, rank system, the server is in development, please be lenient and suggest ideas, thank you
91.197.6.118:25769

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Public Poop Minecraft Server
bathroom etiquette, bodily functions, community behavior, cultural practices, hygiene, Minecraft, outdoor defecation, personal privacy, Poop, Public, public behavior, public defecation, public facilities, public health, public restrooms, public spaces, restroom access, sanitation, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, waste management
Are you tired of boring old servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage public defecation as a form of expression! That’s right, let your creativity flow in more ways than one as you drop a deuce in the town square for all to see. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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Debate This in Minecraft SMP
Argument, conflicting views, Contention, contrasting perspectives, controversial topic, controversy, Conversation, debate, deliberation, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, Discourse, discussion, Dispute, exchange of ideas, heated conversation, Minecraft, opposing arguments, remember, revisiting the debate, smp
Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! We’ve got players battling it out in intense build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a llama racing competition (yes, you read that right). Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping beats and getting down on the dance floor. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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SisSlacker Minecraft Server
black sheep, career opportunities, college student, employment process, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, job application, Job Opportunities, lack of ambition, Minecraft, Parental Pressure, Recommendation, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisSlacker, spoiled behavior, work ethic
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the black sheep of the family? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of missing out on multiple opportunities just like OP’s sister!
We come from a family that is not extremely wealthy, but is doing fine, just like our server. But don’t worry, we provide you with many valuable opportunities to switch majors, never hold down jobs, and demand and complain just like a spoiled child.
Experience the joy of doing the bare minimum, switching majors in college, and never planning for the future. Just like OP’s sister, you can live on your own but do nothing on your own!
Join our server and feel the thrill of not sending important documents needed for your employment, just like OP’s sister. And if you fail to send the document, recruitment period ends and you’re out of luck!
So if you want to experience the life of a big baby who misses out on opportunities and blames others, join our server now! Don’t be an ah, join us today!

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TipsyTrespassersMC
amorous sounds, Angry, bar, Drunk, Drunken, female, friendship, Male, mobile, Neighbour, party lifestyle, Patronising, Ridiculous, Safety, Sober, THIRTIES, TipsyTrespassersMC, towel, twenties, Worried
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience all the drama and excitement of a rowdy party lifestyle without ever leaving your computer! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night our player’s neighbor brought home two drunk guys from the bar.
Venture into our virtual world and witness the chaos unfold as you try to navigate through the loud “amorous” sounds coming from your neighbor’s apartment. Will you be the hero who knocks on the door to check on her safety, or will you be the one reading a book with headphones on, trying to drown out the noise?
But beware, just like in real life, your actions may not always be appreciated. You might find yourself in a heated argument with your neighbor, who accuses you of acting like her dad when all you were trying to do was be a good friend.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living next to a party-loving neighbor who always keeps you on your toes. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

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DumbCraft SMP
Assumptions, cognitive abilities, DumbCraft, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, mental capacity, misconceptions, Perception, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!
We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?
Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

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CraftyWasteLand
CraftyWasteland, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, frivolous expenses, frivolous investments, frivolous spending, money wasted, paying for, pointless expenses, superfluous items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary fees, unnecessary luxuries, unnecessary purchases, unnecessary upgrades, unneeded services, useless gadgets, useless subscriptions, useless things, wasted money, wasted resources
Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless things like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to spending your precious resources on anything other than building epic structures and battling mobs.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored obsidian, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer moves?
So why waste your time and resources on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the craziness begin!

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HotCraftSummer
#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, heat wave, HotCraftSummer, hottest summer, long-term effects, melting ice caps, natural disasters, record-breaking, rising sea levels, rising temperatures, temperature records, weather patterns
join our epic minecraft server where the lava flows like water and the zombies wear sunglasses cuz it’s so dang hot! our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the pesky burns. come hang out with our friendly creeper neighbors who love to give hugs (explosive ones, that is). we’ve got a secret underground base where the coolest players hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat). so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is hotter than a dragon’s breath!

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Crafty Kitchen – Where Creepers Cook
Cook, cooking area, cooking room, Crafty, CREEPERS, culinary room, culinary space, domestic living, food preparation, home design, home improvement, home organization, house layout, household rooms, household spaces, interior decor, kitchen, kitchen design, living space design, living spaces, meal preparation, renovation ideas, residential design
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have kitchens that are actually called cooking rooms cuz why not lmao. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a real party up in here. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. come join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have a secret room filled with llamas wearing top hats, like wtf is even happening anymore? just come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

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