assbugersthis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	214	Star Shards Collected:	164
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Votes:	5429
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Edición del old ass dumb whisperer, el anciano cautivapendejos, fiesta, Hilo Mexicano, madness, mex, MexiHilo, Minecrafto

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6122	Mines Excavated:	2294
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Votes:	8845	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!

ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Magic Items Found:	7945	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!

Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!

PirateCraft: Chapter 1112 LOLz

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the raws are out and the autists are busy with other threads! Our server is so wild that even the imgur gallery can’t handle it in proper order – that’s how crazy things get here!

Join us for a WILD RIDE filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is full of LEGENDS who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9869	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow strict rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and zombie disco parties! Explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing and the flowers dance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Steve the Chicken, who will guide you on your quest to find the mythical diamond sword of awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyLies: Where fake stories become epic adventures! Join now!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ores Mined:	3005
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Steve himself.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, you heard it here first folks – players have the chance to saddle up and ride the mighty dragon through the skies, all while dodging fireballs and creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Lia’s Pixel Party

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	186829
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	1292
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server around – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive, NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our fearless leader Lia is currently on vacation in Japan, living her best life and soaking up all the sushi and anime she can handle. But fear not, there are still plenty of epic streams coming up, implying some wild adventures await!

And if that wasn’t enough, Lia has a new t-shirt for sale that will give you magical powers in-game. Seriously, it’s like wearing a +100 Luck enchantment on your chest. Plus, Lia announced that she’s working on a new outfit and original song for 2024 – talk about dedication to her craft!

But wait, there’s more! Lia will be competing in the VTL Academy, facing off against some of the toughest players in the game. And don’t even get me started on Phase Wars 2 – Lia is on TEAM BLAZE and ready to set the competition on fire!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey, where only Lia’s love is real and all other girls are just NPCs. Trust me, once you enter Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, player! 😎🎮

Blocky Bosses: CEO of Starfield Silliness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because the CEO of starfield sirs has got you covered! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

Join now for a chance to ride on a diamond-studded llama through a magical forest filled with talking animals. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret cave filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Ender Dragon who loves to bust a move while you battle it out in the End. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join the CEO of starfield sirs Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures of your life!