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PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, complicated relationships, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, hurt feelings, in home daycare, lack of understanding, long-term effects, Minecraft, Miscommunication., personal boundaries, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy journey, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, sister drama, surrogate, unresolved issues

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	3333	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my relationship with my sister? Look no further! Join our server and escape the family drama for a world of blocky fun!

We promise not to leave you on read like my sister did to me. Plus, we won’t block you just because you can’t watch our virtual nieces for free. We understand the importance of communication and reasonable expectations, unlike some people I know.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And hey, if you’re looking for a surrogate, we can’t help with that, but we can definitely help you build the perfect virtual house for your new Minecraft baby! 😉 #FamilyDramaFreeServer #MinecraftFun #NoMoreBlockedCalls

CoworkerExcluderCraft

coworker behavior, coworker conflict, coworker dynamics, coworker etiquette, coworker exclusion, coworker interactions, CoworkerExcluderCraft, exclusion at work, social dynamics, social exclusion, team bonding, team celebration, team communication, team dynamics, team outing, team solidarity, team unity, workplace drama, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships, workplace tension

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked creeper? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time Jess ditched her car in a panic attack because someone wouldn’t ride with her to dinner. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Come join us for a server experience like no other, where you never know what outrageous story will unfold next. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Animals Bred:	171	Farms Harvested:	354
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

What is something that every Minecraft player should have? A spot on our insane SMP server, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret treasure hunts. Need a break from studying? Come build your dream castle or compete in our legendary spleef tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyFactsMC

astounding fact, bizarre fact, BlockyFactsMC, crazy fact, curious fact, extraordinary fact, funny fact, Interesting fact, mind-blowing fact, odd fact, offbeat fact, peculiar fact, random fact, ridiculous fact, strange fact, surprising fact, Trivia, unbelievable fact, unusual fact, wacky fact, weird fact

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	3307	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on a giant chicken while battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? That’s right, our server is not your average blocky world – it’s a wild, wacky adventure filled with crazy surprises at every turn. Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the absurdity begin!

MineCraftVirusFun

Contagious disease, disease control, epidemiology, germany, global health crisis, Healthcare, hospitalised, Infectious Disease, Marburg virus, medical emergency, MineCraftVirusFun, outbreak, Prevention, public health, Quarantine, Symptoms, Treatment, viral infection, viral outbreak, virus transmission, World Health Organization

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Farms Harvested:	825
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	162	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

adolescence, black people, cultural factors, immigrant communities, immigrant health, madness, mental health disparities, mental health interventions, mental health provision, mental health research., mental health services, mental illness, Migration, minority populations, north African people, psychiatric disorders, PsychoCraft, psychosis prevention, psychosis risk, risk factors, social determinants of health, study

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Potions Brewed:	170	Crops Grown:	2293
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8256
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	4597	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Potions Brewed:	187	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	704818	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

arson, ArsonCraft, BBC, confronts, criminal activity, criminal behavior, extremism, extremism in the UK, far right, hate groups, Hate Speech, interview, investigation, Journalism, Media, neo nazi, neonazi, News, racism, rioters, Tips, uk, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mines Excavated:	3902	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!