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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 10000 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 23 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
