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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8381 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 58 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.
Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
