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Assassins Creed Valhalla Isn’t Assassin’s Creed Minecraft Servers

  • BreakupBnB Minecraft Server

    BreakupBnB Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6524
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mines Excavated: 2874
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is a safe haven from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic exes getting in the way. Plus, we have a strict “no child support drama” policy, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unexpected texts from your sister’s ex.

    Join us now and leave the real world behind – no rent payments required, just endless fun and creativity!

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  • NoSleepSquadMC

    NoSleepSquadMC
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9903
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3707 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of villagers start a gossip circle about who stole the diamond blocks. Or how about the time a creeper tried to audition for the server talent show by blowing up the stage? Oh, and let’s not forget the time a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched players into the Nether portal – talk about a wild ride!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between two skeletons fighting over who gets to take you on a date. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen – they really know how to bust a move!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the chaos and hilarity of Minecraft like this? Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you – join now and let the laughter begin!

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  • HappyCraft SMP

    HappyCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2363
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Emeralds Found: 9171
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

    We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

    And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

    So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

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  • Felon47FrenzyCraft

    Felon47FrenzyCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 8714
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2975 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Potions Brewed: 139

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

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  • SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

    SolarCraft11: The End is Near!
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3244
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2721 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

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  • Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

    Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5900
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

    TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

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  • Savage Domain 1.20.5

    Savage Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3440
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6352 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

    Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

    You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

    But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

    So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

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  • PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

    PsychicCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5475
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Enchantments Applied: 152
    Dimension Hops: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2602 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

    Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

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  • CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

    CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8113
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

    To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

    A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

    We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9863
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchantments Applied: 244
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 1626

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

    Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

    But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

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