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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9294 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.