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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4136 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Crops Grown: | 7333 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.