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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1846 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7961 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 950 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 12 |
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be unicorns riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! It’s like the early internet but on steroids, like seriously, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a real-life Minecraft heist movie but with more explosions and less logic. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride, it’s like the internet in the 90s but with more memes and less dial-up. Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!
