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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7583 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
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