assassin review – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

FamCraft: BalanceQuest

balance, BalanceQuest, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, culture, emotional labor, Expectations, FamCraft, family, family dynamics, future plans, in-laws, Marriage, personal space, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, Time management

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the in-law drama and build your dream world without any unwanted visits!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your husband’s constant trips to his family’s house. Build your own empire and rule the land without any interference from in-laws or cultural differences.

With our server, you can finally have the balance you deserve, with max once a week visits from anyone – including your husband! Say goodbye to feeling crazy and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy your time alone or with friends.

So, why wait? Join our server now and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of – without any unwanted in-law visits!

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FoodCrimeMinecraftSMP

Commit, cooking fail, culinary abomination, culinary catastrophe, culinary disaster, culinary horror, Disgusting, food atrocity, food crime, food fail, FoodCrimeMinecraftSMP, gastronomic abomination, inedible, kitchen disaster, nauseating, Outrageous, revolting, seen, Shocking.., Tasteless, WORST

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, I saw this dude try to eat a whole block of dirt thinking it was a cake! 😂 And then there was this other guy who tried to make a sandwich out of raw chicken and rotten flesh, like what even is that?! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much more crazy stuff happening on this server. So come join us and let’s make some more hilarious food crimes together! 🤪🍗🍰🤣

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CraftyRevolution

alter or abolish, american history, checks and balances, citizen empowerment, Civic Duty, civil disobedience, constitutional rights, CraftyRevolution, Declaration of Independence, Democracy, founding fathers, freedom, Government, new government, Political Climate, political philosophy, political reform, revolution, right of the people, social contract, SOVEREIGNTY

Are you tired of oppressive governments in Minecraft telling you what to do and where to mine? Join our server where we believe in the right of the people to alter or abolish any form of government that gets in the way of your block-building freedom!

Our server is a haven for rebels and revolutionaries who want to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the Ender Dragon and establish a new government where everyone gets a say in how things are run. Join us and fight for your right to mine in peace and build without fear of oppression!

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic quest to create a new government in Minecraft, where the power is in the hands of the players. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our blocky world!

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Crafty Ukraine Aid – Minecraft Server

aid, Conflict Resolution, Congress, Crafty, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, national security, pauses, Politics, russia, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states

So, like, you know that one time when Trump was all like, “I’m gonna pause military aid to Ukraine”? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. We’re all about pausing things and causing chaos. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of not knowing what’s gonna happen next. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the best loot. So come on down and join the fun!

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Blocky Politics: Trump’s Alliance Fails

Alliance, alliances, blocky, Communication, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Fails, foreign policy, France, French PM, global affairs, Government, indecency, international relations, leadership, Politics, relationships, Statements, transatlantic alliance, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

come join our minecraft server where we have no trump but plenty of indecency! french prime minister says it’s a danger to the transatlantic alliance but we say it’s just a good time! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a revolution! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! join us now and let’s make the world a crazier place, one block at a time!

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ThreadedGirlCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, Community, Curiosity, discovery, Forums, girl, Identity, internet, investigation, Mystery, ONLINE, Posts, question.., research, search, social media, ThreadedGirlCraft, Threads, unknown

Yo bro, forget about that girl, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that can do backflips!

You won’t believe your eyes when you see our pixelated world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking trees.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality itself!

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IndirectlyEvil in Minecraft SMP

dangerous influence, destructive behavior, destructive influence, detrimental effects, global consequences, global harm, harmful actions, harmful decisions, indirect consequences, indirect harm, indirect impact, IndirectlyEvil, malicious intent, Minecraft, negative impact, negative influence, smp, societal damage, toxic behavior, Villain, world’s worst, worst person

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have this one player who accidentally blew up the entire spawn area with a bunch of TNT thinking it was a prank, but it was actually a disaster! And then there’s this other player who tried to build a rollercoaster out of lava and ended up burning down half the village, LOL. It’s like a disaster zone but in the best way possible! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Crafting Catastrophe

biggest mistake, blunder, catastrophe, Crafting, error, Fault, faux pas, Gaffe, hindsight, lapse in concentration, lapse in judgment, learning experience, life lesson, mishap, misstep, mistake, oversight, regret, self reflection, slip of the tongue, slip-up, worst mistake.

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner prankster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: there’s no such thing as a “worst mistake” here, only epic tales to tell around the virtual campfire.

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TeslaFire Minecraft Server

#Automotive, Burned, Business, Damage, Destruction, electric cars, electric vehicles, elon musk, Fire, France, Incident, insurance, investigation, Loss, Minecraft, News, Safety, Server, SHOWROOM, Technology, tesla, TeslaFire, Tragedy

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE THE FIRST TESLA SHOWROOM IN FRANCE THAT BURNED DOWN BUT INSTEAD OF CARS WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE FIERY MADNESS! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS AS RARE AS UNICORNS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TRADE GOLD FOR EMERALDS. YEAH, WE’RE THAT CRAZY! SO HOP ON AND LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC SH*T TOGETHER!

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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals with Russia!

Alliance, coercion, Conflict, Deals, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, power dynamics, president, russia, threat, trump, Ukraine, united states, Warning, world affairs, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own wall to keep out creepers and zombies just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! if u dont join, u might not be around very long just like zelensky if he refuses peace deal with russia! build ur own empire and make alliances with other players to take over the server! who needs politics when u have minecraft? join now before it’s too late!

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