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BlockyJobz

BlockyJobz, frivolous profession, futile work, idle occupation, inconsequential job, irrelevant occupation, meaningless job, no benefit, nonessential role, pointless job, purposeless job, redundant position, society, superfluous career, unhelpful role, unnecessary work, unproductive career, unproductive profession, useless profession, valueless profession, Waste of time

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	155	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	120
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	512	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Items Found:	3529
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Awkwardly Normal

awkwardly, behavioral patterns, common practices, cultural conditioning, individual perspective, learned behavior, normal, normal behavior, Perception, personal habits, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, social awareness, social conditioning, social constructs, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, societal influences, societal norms, societal standards, unconscious habits

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3330	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

$130 Million, Aerial, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroying, Destruction, donetsk, Drones, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Missile System, MissileMayhem, Russian, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Video, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower

MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals

Conflict Resolution, economic influence, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military presence, MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals, mineral extraction, mineral reserves, Natural resources, NBC reports, resource protection, security measures, strategic interests, territorial disputes, troops deployment, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian minerals, US

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?

come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).

so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!

Witch Trials Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, colonial america, cultural beliefs, dark ages, Dark History, fear of the unknown, Haven, historical events, historical injustices, human rights violations, legal proceedings, Legal System, mass hysteria, Puritan Beliefs, religious persecution, salem witch trials, societal norms, supernatural beliefs, superstition, Trials, witch, witch hunts, Witchcraft accusations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, imagine a Minecraft server where you can reenact the Salem witch trials but with a twist – instead of burning witches, you can battle them with enchanted swords and potions! Join our server for some wicked fun and show those evil witches who’s boss! Plus, you can build your own witchy village and summon demons to do your bidding. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, earplugs, flatmate, Frustration, LDR, long-distance relationship, Malaysia, Minecraft, noise complaint, pissed off, PissedOffFlatmate, postgraduate student, Quiet, roommate, Server, study trip, uk, undergraduate student, video call

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8811
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.