#assasinek – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

StingScratchBite Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds and out of nowhere this creeper came up and exploded right in my face, it was so crazy! But don’t worry, our admin is like a superhero and saved me with a golden apple, it was lit AF.

And let me tell you about the time I was exploring the nether and accidentally punched a pigman, they all came after me like a swarm of angry bees, it was terrifying but also kinda hilarious. But yeah, if you wanna have insane adventures like that, you gotta join this server ASAP.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of crazy moments and epic fails, this Minecraft SMP is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of getting wrecked by a bunch of zombies or falling into a pit of lava, but that’s just part of the fun, amirite? Let’s goooo!

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CraftyFactsMC

CraftyFactsMC, fun fact, hidden talent, Interesting fact, lesser-known detail, little-known fact, obscure detail, personal trivia, quirky trait, random detail, random fact, secret talent, surprising detail, surprising fact, uncommon knowledge, unique characteristic, Unknown fact, unusual fact, unusual tidbit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor made from unicorn horns and dragon scales!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

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MapleCraft: Trudeau vs KingChuck

Allies, Canada, collaboration, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, king charles, KingChuck, leadership, MapleCraft, negotiations, North America, Partnership, PM Trudeau, Protection, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, talks, trudeau, US threat

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we protect canada from US invasion with the help of king charles and his army of flying pigs 🐷👑 you gotta see it to believe it, we have secret underground bases, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon 🌙🎢 oh and did i mention our pet polar bears that can do backflips? 🐻🤸‍♂️ join now before the US tries to take over canada and turn it into a giant maple syrup factory 🍁🚫 #SaveCanada #KingCharlesRocks

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FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bosses, Brewing, Challenging, community-driven, contracts, Custom Items, custom structures, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Farming, FrontierSMP, MCMMO, no pay to win, Pyro Plugins, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Survival, Towny

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Cross-Play Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
Contracts
No Pay To Win

Description

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server with custom terrain, challenging mobs, bosses, and a focus on Towny gameplay. The server aims to provide a satisfying experience for players and continues to update with new features.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is teleporting allowed on the server?	Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier and not readily available.
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Is there a balanced economy on the server?	Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme wealth imbalances.
Are Pay To Win features present?	No, the server does not promote Pay To Win mechanics.

Pixel Implants 1.20.1

#covert operations, 1.20.1, conspiracy theories, delusions, electronic harassment, Gaslighting, government experimentation, Hallucinations, Implants, medical implants, mental health, mind control, PARANOIA, PIXEL, psychiatric symptoms, psychological distress, psychological warfare, schizoaffective disorder, Surveillance, targeted individuals, torture

Yo bro, join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like having mind control powers but in a fun way! You can build your own world and make everyone think what you want them to think. It’s like being a psychic but with blocks and creepers. Plus, you can escape the torture of reality by diving into this crazy virtual world where you’re the boss. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t let the zombies get to your brain, man.

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BroMoveOut Minecraft Server

1 bedroom unit, ANNOYING, asking, balanced life, bathroom, BroMoveOut, brother, Canadian, Condo, Couch, high cost of living, living room, living together, Minecraft, minimum-wage job, move out, renting, saving money, School, Server, single guy, social optics, waiting line

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience in your virtual life!

Imagine this: you and your brother (who is definitely not a complete dick) living in a one-bedroom condo in a high-cost-of-living area in Canada. You work at the same company, he’s making minimum wage, and you’re just trying to have your own space. But wait, there’s more! He barely looks after himself, spends half the day in the bathroom, and you can’t even use your own living room because he’s sleeping there!

But fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you can escape all that madness and live out your wildest dreams! Build your own virtual condo with as many bedrooms as you want, kick out your brother (sorry bro), and never wait in line for the bathroom again!

Join now for the ultimate gaming experience and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a balanced life when you can have a virtual paradise? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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ParentalPanicMC

beach holidays, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dream home, extended family, family dynamics, family holidays, garden office, holiday destination, house buying consideration, in-laws, Introvert, long distance family, parental relationships, ParentalPanicMC, quality time, remote work, Retirement, UK seaside, working from home

🌟🌈🚀 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! 🚀🌈🌟

🤪🤣 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft! 🤣🤪

🏖️⛱️ Picture this: a magical beachside paradise where you can build your dream house and invite all your friends and family for a beach holiday…even while you’re working! 🏖️⛱️

🤯💥 But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even your in-laws and crazy relatives can join in on the fun. Imagine your mother-in-law interrupting your mining session or your uncle blowing up your house with TNT…it’s all possible here! 💥🤯

👵👴 And don’t worry about privacy because we have secret garden offices where you can work undisturbed while your family wreaks havoc in the main house. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! 👵👴

🎉🎊 So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, unpredictable, and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! 🎊🎉

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Cancelled2Soon Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have like, custom plugins that let you ride pigs into battle and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. It’s like, so crazy!

And the best part is, the admin is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the most sophisticated llama you’ll ever meet. He once saved the server from a zombie apocalypse by doing a tap dance routine that hypnotized all the zombies. It was like, a total showstopper!

Plus, we have this secret underground base that’s filled with treasure and magical unicorns. And every full moon, we have a dance party with disco balls made out of diamond blocks. It’s like, the most epic party you’ll ever see!

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #llamalove #rainbowlasers #unicornsforever 🦙🌈🦄

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Hater’s Fave: The Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so out-of-this-world that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs mainstream when you can have insane?

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PeacekeeperCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis response, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, France, Global cooperation, governments, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peace efforts, PeacekeeperCraft, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, uk, Ukraine, united nations

lol ok so like u know how in minecraft there’s always those servers that are like super serious and stuff? well NOT THIS ONE. this server is like a crazy rollercoaster of fun and chaos. imagine if the UK and France decided to send peacekeepers to Ukraine but instead of peacekeepers they sent a bunch of minecraft players armed with diamond swords and TNT. that’s basically what this server is like.

join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. plus, you never know when a herd of flying pigs might descend from the sky and start wreaking havoc on everything. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft experience of your life.

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