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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8104 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no waifus in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate waifu paradise! Claim your waifu, post her pics, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu, you’ll be forever alone (and she won’t love you). No ERP allowed, sorry pervs. And if you’re thinking of posting overly lewd content, think again – passniggers get the rope here. Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so join us if you’re feeling sinful. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, chapter 1, verse 12. So come discuss and have fun with us, just leave your trips at the door!
