assado – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The KaneCraft SMP Show
Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.
So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw
anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!
On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!
So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

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BlockyBanquet
BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

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KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition
border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

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CraftyConsciousness
brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine
so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.
but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.
oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.
so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

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HagCraft Minecraft Server
Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

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CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP
budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp
Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

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FoodieFriendFiasco
annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA
Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!

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PixelPleasureLand
body image, Communication, consent, cultural influences, Expectations, experiences, Gender Roles, Intimacy, long-term effects, Media influence, media literacy, PixelPleasureLand, portrayal of sex, relationships, self esteem, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual health, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!
Join us for a totally insane experience where you can build, battle, and even find love in the virtual world. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun!
Forget about boring expectations, on our server, you’ll be experiencing things you never even dreamed of. From epic PvP battles to secret underground clubs, this server is where all the cool kids hang out.
So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the block!

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KurskCraft: Dig for Cash!
Cash, compensation, construction, Dig, Digging, eastern europe, employment, financial incentive, hard work, incentives, Infrastructure, job market, job opportunity, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Labor, manual labor, russia, Russian economy, trenches, wages, work opportunity, workers
yo yo yo, u wanna make mad cash while diggin’ some trenches? come join our Minecraft server where we pay u up to $4000 to dig trenches in Kursk Oblast!
imagine gettin’ paid to do what u love in Minecraft – diggin’ holes! but wait, there’s more! we got secret treasure buried in them trenches, so u might just stumble upon some diamonds or ancient artifacts while u work.
plus, our server is run by a team of Russian spies who are always watching u, so u better watch ur back while u dig. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.
so what u waitin’ for? come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet cash and treasure! it’s gonna be a wild ride, comrade.

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