Ass Obsession Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Items Found:	5042	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Only
Current Players	5
Features	Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
Age Requirement	13 or older

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
What if I am under 13 years old?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
What is the server’s theme?	The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join?	We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

Crafty, creative freedom, end it all, group, long tail tag, Minecraft, Reveal, Server, Startup, twitch, vtubing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

autumn, Bear, bear cub, beary, Cozy, cuddly, Fall, forest animals, Good, Harvest, Hibernate, HIBERNATION, leaves changing, Minecraft, Nature, pumpkin spice, Seasonal, Septem, Septembear, September, smp, Sweater Weather, teddy bear, Times, wildlife, woodland creatures

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

BroArrested Minecraft Server

#youtube, active warrant, arrest, BroArrested, brother, collapsed lung, drug addiction, exhaustion, family intervention, fear, fentanyl, Guilt, Minecraft, narcan, overdose, overdose prevention, Panic, search bar, Server, Suffering, Trauma, welfare check, Xanax

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CreeperDinnerDrama

abandonment, CreeperDinnerDrama, Dysfunctional family, emotional trauma, estranged family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family trauma, parental rejection, Resentment, sibling rivalry, toxic family, unresolved issues

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7441

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

#classified information, #covert operations, behind closed doors, classified details, concealed knowledge, confidential information, confidential revelations, family mysteries, Family secrets, FamSecrets, hidden agendas, hidden truths, Minecraft, mysterious past, private affairs, private matters, secret revelations, skeletons in the closet, smp, undisclosed scandals, undisclosed stories, undisclosed truths, untold history

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

CraftingCashWaste

budgeting, consumerism, cost cutting, CraftingCashWaste, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, Luxury items, materialism, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, wise spending

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Emeralds Found:	6545	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Controlled, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, Hodeidah Port, Houthi, humanitarian crisis, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, Reports, Server, Terrorism, Updates, violence, War, Yemen

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

AustrianCraft2021

Austria, Austrian election, Austrian politics, AustrianCraft2021, CONSERVATIVE, election, european politics, far right, far-right candidate, far-right ideology, far-right movement, far-right party, far-right victory, nationalism, political extremism, Politics, populist, projected winner, Race, right wing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

black drivers, blocky, Cams, Chicago, civil rights, discrimination, law enforcement, Police, police accountability, racers, racial bias, racial disparities, racial justice, racial profiling, SPEED, speed cameras, study, traffic citations, traffic enforcement, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stops, traffic violations, unbiased tickets

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2465	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2248
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!