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Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	952519	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	197
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Gratopia 1.20 [Bedrock & Java Compatible] Survival Server

AFK Rewards, bedrock, chatcolors, Coins, Community, Economy, Gratopia, Grief Prevention, java, Keys, Kindness, MCMMO, minecraft server, Playtime, Plugins, Premium Currency, Ranks, RPG, smp, Surival, Survival, Teams

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Towns Built:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

This server is owned by Gratatah who is a popular Minecraft shorts creator. We combine the excitement of survival with the thrill of competitive economy gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to make new friends! From gathering resources to trading with players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. We hope to see you in game!

Here is a list of plugins we have on the server to make your experience better.AFK RewardsAt Gratopia we are all about that playtime. You get rewarded for the amount of hours you put into the server. With each milestone, you can win keys, coins and in-game cash!TeamsWe’ve amped up the fun with our custom teams plugin, designed to bring you and your friends closer together. Now, you can invite your buddies to join your team and become the top group on the server. This plugin takes your playtime, claimblocks, and balances, weaving them together to compare with other teams on the server.Grief PreventionPlayers can claim their bases to stop griefers from ruining the fun! We even have a GUI to make it easier for some players to learn the plugin! You can set certain flags and trust your friends to build your dream town!MCMMORPG inspired skill leveling. Everything you do has an ability that you can level up. From woodcutting to alchemy you will find something fun to grind.Premium CurrencyCoins are a virtual currency on Gratopia used to buy ranks, tags, keys, chatcolors and more! You can buy coins from our webstore, win them in crates or get them from playtime levels! Leave your IGN below and we will give you 100 coins!

Our #1 rule is to be kind and respectful.We hope to see you online!

gratopia.gg

LadyCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, controversial, empowerment, explicit, female desire, Female Pleasure, feminism, FEMINIST, gender equality, Gender Roles, Ladycraft, Minecraft, Provocative, Server, sexual autonomy, Sexual empowerment, sexual expression, sexual freedom, sexual liberation, Sexuality, social norms, taboo, WOMAN

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that every woman is meant to be “FUCKEDRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY”! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and consensual, of course.

Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!

PC Keepers Minecraft Server

16gb ram, 1TB SSD, Computer, Decision making, Gaming, gaming pc, gaming setup, Graphics Card, Intel Core i5, Keepers, Minecraft, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060, PC, Performance, processor, returning, Server, Specs, surface book 3, Tech Review, Technology, value for money, worth keeping

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Crops Grown:	7450	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Mines Excavated:	4456
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

So, picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly a giant pixelated dragon swoops down and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, with the insane specs on our server, including an Intel Core i5 13600KF processor and NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 graphics card, you’ll be able to take down that dragon in no time.

And let’s not forget about the 16GB of DDR4 RAM and 1TB NVMe SSD that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby creeper’s bottom. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be joining us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Trust me, returning that bad boy would be the biggest mistake of your pixelated life.

GROW

balance, Bases, Cosmetics, Drugs, Gaming, hidden role, Items, play to win, Prestige, Prison, prison server, punishment appeals, PvP, Scarldoc, snitch role, snitches, Staff, Survival, Tebex, Tools, Trade, Unique Features

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

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G.R.O.W. Prison is a unique prison server with different features other servers don’t dare to have. Gamers’ Realm of Organised Wrongs prides itself in being Play-to-Win and also has free punishment appeals. All items on our Tebex are purely cosmetic and give no advantage to players.

Prestige 1 gives you access to a Survival world where you can grow drugs and make bases with more to be added soon! You can sell drugs and trade them for better tools using /trade [playername] with players still in prison or outside of prison. If you’re unfortunate enough to try to sell to a snitch your balance will be reset and your crops will be deleted. Snitches have to apply for the hidden role and there will be a list of them available to staff only, people can’t just claim to be snitches. If a snitch blows their cover they will no longer be a snitch and have to re-intergrate themselves into the general prison population.

Owned and developed by Scarldoc.

growprison.xyz

SavageViper – Minecraft

Creative, Friends, Minecraft, SavageViper, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5384	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Void Gems Collected:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

66.70.168.126

MaidSkater’s FunCraft Server

Book, bookwalker, Comic, Digital, Entertainment, Fiction, funcraft, hobby, japanese, leisure, Maid, MaidSkaters, Manga, novel, ONLINE, Pastime, reading, series, Server, Skater, Story, tankoubon, Volume

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	152
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the first volume tankoubon of Bookwalker is out and we have nothing better to do than embark on epic quests inspired by the manga!

Join us as we battle giant creepers, ride pigs into battle, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious manga-inspired storyline that will have you laughing for days. See you in the game!

2Crafty Minecraft Server

2Crafty, Casual, controversy, current events, Day 2, dress code, fashion, fashion statement, formal wear, front page news, headline, Minecraft, News, oh nooooonononono, Outfit, Server, social media, Style, Suit, trending, viral, Wardrobe, You Ain’t Gotta Wear the Full Suit Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	59	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Votes:	8536

Are you tired of having to wear the full suit of armor in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you ain’t gotta wear the full suit! That’s right, you can run around in just your undies and still be protected from those pesky creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild, it made front page news! The headline read, “oh, nooooonononono,” because our players were having so much fun, they couldn’t stop laughing. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Who needs a full suit of armor when you’ve got a sense of humor as strong as diamond?

CraftyHappening Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	3289
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players as they fight for dominance in a world where Trump is somehow winning by 14% post verdict. Will you join forces with the Trump supporters or will you lead the resistance against his reign? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – this server is anything but boring! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HungryCrafts: Minecraft Server

alliances, Arena, beach games, Bitches, BLOODBATH, Challenges, Competition, Cornucopia, districts, HG, host, Hunger Games, HungryCrafts, Image Name, Minecraft, Server, sponsor gifts, strategy, Survival, tribute parade, tributes, Victory, weapons

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8827	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server, where the only rule is to post images of your Hunger Games victories! Why? Because we believe in celebrating your epic wins in style.

Join us for some Beach Games, where you can battle it out with other players in hilarious mini-games like “Sandcastle Showdown” and “Seagull Scramble.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure buried deep beneath the sand on our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate beach bum champion?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sunscreen, pack your pickaxe, and come join us for some epic beachside shenanigans. Just remember to bring your A-game and leave your seriousness at the door. Let the games begin, bitches!

Blood Mc

Anarchy, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	256
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Best Lifesteal Smp and your can enjoy alot of minigames with friends in this server! join our discord to find new friends and learn more about blood mc there! Have Fun!

play.bloodmc.fun