Aspie Minecraft Servers

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  • Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

    Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor as wild as a creeper explosion!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

    Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

    But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

    DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

    BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of aging like a boring old NPC? Well, join our Minecraft server and defy the laws of time and gravity! Our server is equipped with a magical fountain that reverses aging – just take a dip and watch those wrinkles disappear! Say goodbye to arthritis and hello to endless energy as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Territory30%GoneLOL

    Territory30%GoneLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

    our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

    come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Electric Boogaloo 1.21: Creeper Chaos Edition – The Sequel Server – No Square or Curly Things!

    Electric Boogaloo 1.21: Creeper Chaos Edition – The Sequel Server – No Square or Curly Things!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters
    QoL Enhancements Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System Rewards for voting, including Crate Key & Pinata
    Player Economy Player-driven economy with freedom to set prices
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
    Discord Integration Informative Discord channel with chat integration
    Help Menu Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance

    Links:

    Welcome Message:

    We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? No, the server is open to all players.
    What versions of Minecraft are supported? Players can connect with different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
    How can I participate in the player economy? Sell items at your chosen price to other players in the community.
    Are there special events or rewards for voting? Yes, players receive rewards like Crate Key and a pinata for voting.
    Is there 24/7 help available? Yes, players can access a custom Help menu for assistance at any time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

    CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical unicorn paradise where the blocks are made of glitter and the creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the players – they’re all secretly Minecraft wizards who can build entire castles with just a flick of their wand… I mean, pickaxe. So if you want to join a server where pigs fly (literally) and the diamonds are as common as dirt, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

    Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

    Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

    But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

    Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

    We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

    Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

    And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

    TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP