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OutlookCraft Minecraft Server

CHANGED.., Character development, Decision making, deep storytelling, emotional, Empathy, Immersive, Impact, Interactive, life lessons, Minecraft, moral dilemma, narrative, narrative driven, outlook, OutlookCraft, perspective, player choice, Server, Story, storytelling, Thought-provoking, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	7197
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever played a game that made you question your entire existence? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a story that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about gaming. Join us and embark on a journey that will have you questioning reality itself. Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your mind? Join now and prepare to have your outlook on life completely shattered!

RegretfulCraft

acceptance, advice, Choices, Closure, death, Dying, final thoughts, forgiveness, Gratitude, introspection, last words, Legacy, lessons learned, Life, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, mortality, perspective, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if your biggest regret in life is not experiencing the thrill of battling dragons, exploring haunted mansions, and dodging lava traps. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server…unless your biggest regret is not joining sooner! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some regrettable memories together!

MeTooMineCraftPrison

#metoo movement, activism, advocacy, Censorship, Chinese journalist, FEMINIST, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Journalism, Justice, Media, MeTooMineCraftPrison, Prison, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, SILENCED, social change, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together!

HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

bad, bad habits, behavior change, Break, breaking bad habits, breaking habits, BUILD, Consistency, discipline, forming good habits, forming habits, giving up habits, Good, good habits, habit formation, HabitCraft, habits, healthy habits, motivation, negative habits, personal development, positive habits, self improvement, unhealthy habits, Willpower

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Towns Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Votes:	9777	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.

and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.

oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OneCraft: Where Java 1.2.5 reigns supreme and the economy is more unstable than my crafting skills!

1.2.5, Alpha, Alphacraft, command, commands, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fun, invite, Ip:, java, Map, Nostalgia, Old, OneCraft, Plugin, Plugins, registration, REIGNS, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SUPREME, Survival, Unstable, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Towns Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Villages Defended:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

IP	oc.alphacraft.fun:25624
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS
Website	alphacraft.fun
Server’s map	http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/
Version	JAVA 1.2.5

Overview:

Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!

FAQ:

What version of Java does the server run on?: The server runs on JAVA 1.2.5.
How do I register on the server?: You can register using the /register command.
Are there any restrictions on who can join the server?: There are no restrictions, anyone can join the server.
Where can I find the server’s map?: You can find the server’s map at http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8297
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

000 in savings, 120, 24 years old, Adulthood, adulting, BoomerCraft, family dynamics, financial independence, financial milestones, Financial Security, Financial Stability, investment strategies, Investments, live in parents basement, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, parental support, personal finances, Relationship Status, savings goals, Server, Virgin, young adult

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

culinary disappointment, deceptive appearance, deceptive food, deceptive presentation, disappointing flavors, disgusting food, disgusting taste, food fails, Minecraft, repulsive flavors, revolting food, Server, TasteBudTerror, unappealing dishes, unappealing flavors, unappetizing cuisine, unappetizing dishes, unattractive flavors, unattractive food, uninviting meals, unpalatable dishes, unpalatable meals, unsavory dishes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Buildings Constructed:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chefs who serve up dishes that look delicious but taste like rotten flesh!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that give you superpowers like the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips or turn into a giant meatball. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraftia!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and feast on the craziest, most deliciously disgusting adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Come hungry, leave satisfied (or possibly nauseous)!

StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1610
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!