asmr thousand Minecraft Servers

asmr thousand Minecraft Servers

  • Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

    Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2992
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Towns Built: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

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  • Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

    Chud Squad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5930
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dimension Hops: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeAggroCraft

    WifeAggroCraft
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 2630
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

    Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

    Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8895
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidzCraft: Silent Generation

    KidzCraft: Silent Generation
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 8960
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175
    Alien Abductions: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Towns Built: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 452 Void Gems Collected: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows

    BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9381
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Emotion Stirring Minecraft Server

    Emotion Stirring Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1648
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Animals Bred: 164
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is the Japan of Central Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi-eating creepers, samurai skeletons, and ninja villagers.

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world with your katana made of diamond blocks. Explore our unique map filled with cherry blossom forests, ancient temples, and hot springs where you can relax after a long day of mining.

    But beware, the Polish-Japanese alliance is a force to be reckoned with. You never know when a group of Polish samurais will come charging at you on their trusty llamas, ready to defend their honor.

    So come join us on this epic adventure and see why our Minecraft server is the craziest and most hilarious server in all of Central Europe. Peace out, and may the sushi be with you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Smackdown Fox Minecraft SMP

    The Smackdown Fox Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3800
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9559

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even FOX and USA are fighting over who gets to pay us more money! That’s right, we’re so entertaining that we’re breaking the bank just to keep the fun going.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineGenAdvice: Craft Your Future!

    MineGenAdvice: Craft Your Future!
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 5190
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and tame a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a killer bunny, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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