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CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6267	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Emeralds Found:	3560	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!