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Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8438
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mines Excavated:	1710

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Air Force, aita, borrowed car, break up, BroSisCraft, brothers girlfriend, Contribute, ex boyfriend, guests, hunting down, Involved, kicking out, Lease, living together, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ONLINE, Passive, pay rent, Server, shared interests, threatening

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	117	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

NormCraft: Back in the Day

Accountability, collective responsibility, critical thinking, cultural acceptance, cultural practices, cultural relativism, Day, ethical boundaries, historical context, Historical revisionism, justification, moral compass, moral justifications, moral relativism, normalization of harm, NormCraft, social constructs, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal standards, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ores Mined:	7383	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Farms Harvested:	957	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Meow Mine Minecraft Server

adult administration, Bank, battle pass, Capital, Cases, Cosmetics, custom enchantments, Duels, Economy, Interest, Jobs, king of the hill, map updates, Mob Arena, Parkour, Quests, Resources, responsive administration, Seasons, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, unique rewards, Works

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	253412
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

The server has:

* seasons with biome and mob spawn features

* custom enchantments and items

* cosmetics

* Battle pass

* duels with unique locations

* bank with a system of interest on deposits

* parkour

* works

* mob arena

* king of the hill

The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

meowmine.good-mc.ru

Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

#ps5pro, 2k, anticipation, console, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Friends, Gaming, graphics, gta6, high quality, hype, Minecraft, multiplayer, next gen, nigga, ONLINE, PC, PlayStation, Powerful, Release, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	4437
Love Letters Sent:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crops Grown:	9757	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	85
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Buildings Constructed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.