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SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Emeralds Found:	9969	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.

Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.

So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	597	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of living in a boring, normal Minecraft world where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to our server where you can become the ultimate unicorn overlord! Ride on majestic rainbow unicorns, spread glitter and rainbows wherever you go, and command a herd of magical creatures to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Votes:	7046
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

#1d6chan, #AssemblyKit, #MagicalGirl, #OlderTitles, #RollCharts, #Tamurkhan, #ThronesofDecay, #TotalWar, #TotalWarGenera, #TotalWarIII, #TotalWarPatchNotes, #TotalWarPharaoh, #TotalWarSteam, #TotalWarWarhammer, #TotalWarWarhammerIII, #TotalWarWarhammerTactics, Battles, CraftyWarriors, Epic, general, Hotfix, Join, lolz, memes, patchnotes, Pharaoh.., Players, Server, Steam, Top, TOTAL

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	7143
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	7032
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2314	Potions Brewed:	52
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!

MineCraic Central – where we redefine what ‘IT’ games really mean! #nostalgia #gamersunite #uniquefun

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Emeralds Found:	2137	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to dubstep music. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops in and challenges you to a game of parkour!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless general, Colonel Featherbottom. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rid it of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!