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BlockyBants: NSFW Edition

Adult, BlockyBants, Confidential, Edition, explicit, fun fact, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, Provocative, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, seductive, spicy, tantalizing, titillating

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and let your NSFW flag fly high!

We’ve got a secret underground club where players can share their most scandalous NSFW fun facts about themselves. From skydiving naked to accidentally setting their house on fire while trying to cook a gourmet meal, our players have done it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Pantsless Parade,” where players strip down to their undies and march through the virtual streets in a celebration of freedom and silliness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – and maybe your pants too!

DonetskCraft: S-300 Smackdown

air defense, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, donetsk, Donetsk oblast, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Military, military intervention, missile defense, Russian, S-300 system, S300, SECURITY, SmackDown, Syrskyi, Syrskyi statement, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine be hitting Russian S-300 systems in Donetsk Oblast?! Like, bruh, that’s some next level PvP action right there! Join our server and be a part of the epic battle between Ukraine and Russia, except it’s in Minecraft and there are no real consequences, just a whole lotta fun!

We got players building giant S-300 systems and launching missiles at each other, all in the name of good ol’ fashioned chaos. Plus, our admin Syrskyi is like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and making sure everyone has a blast. Literally, there are explosions everywhere, it’s lit!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of international conflict in the safety of your own blocky world. Who needs real world drama when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

WhovianCraft: Uniting Differences

acceptance, British, Character development, compassion, Differences, different people, Diversity, dr who, Empathy, friendship, good qualities, lessons, life lessons, morality, relationships, Sci Fi, Teaches, television, time travel, Understanding, Uniting, VALUES, WhovianCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where dr. who is the mayor and he teaches us all about finding good qualities in different people. like, he’s got this crazy TARDIS that can teleport you to different dimensions within the game. one time, he took us to a dimension where everything was made out of candy and we had to fight off evil gummy bears. it was wild, man.

plus, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who help us mine for diamonds. they’re like our little buddies, always cracking jokes and making us laugh.

and get this, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where we all dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs. it’s a blast, trust me.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then join us and let dr. who show you the way to finding the good in everyone. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

OpioidCraft: Isoform Inhibitors

Chronic pain, chronic pain treatment, drug development, drug safety, effective treatment, inhibitors, Isoform, medical breakthrough, Medical research, opioid inhibitors, opioid safety, opioid therapy, OpioidCraft, opioids, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, protein isoform inhibitors, protein therapy, research, safer opioids, Therapy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Void Armor Forged:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da craziest stuff goin on, like seriously bro. we got protein isoform inhibitors all up in dis place, makin opioids safer and more effective for chronic pain. like, who knew minecraft could be so scientific, amirite?

join us and be part of da revolution in pain management, u won’t regret it. plus, we got like, secret underground labs where we experiment with all sorts of crazy stuff, it’s like a mad scientist’s dream come true.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make minecraft history together, one protein inhibitor at a time. let’s get lit, fam!

SPERMACRAFT Minecraft server

anti cheat, anti-xer, banner, best, description, develop, LARGEST, Launch, minecraft server, Play, Project, Server, SPERMACRAFT

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

This server is the largest and currently the best project you can imagine.The server has just launched, play and developAnti-cheat and anti-xer are present.

ru4.mineserv.su:27292

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

be like, Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, English speakers, Expressions, funny, humor, Language, LolCraft, might start dicking around, Minecraft, misunderstandings, native speakers, non-native speakers, Server, Slang, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	7121	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Bedlam, biden, Bidens, commentary, criticism, current events, Failing.., Government, Incompetence, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, reaction, Server, shitting the bed, social media, tfw, Video, viral

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	1370
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, cruise vacation, Divorce, emotional affair, ExHubbyNoVacay, family vacation, healing, marriage proposal, Minecraft, open marriage, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, second chance, self-care, Server, single parenting, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ores Mined:	3028	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex-husband’s emotional affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?

Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.

But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.

So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

HubbyCheckBeforePlans

abusive behavior, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, control, Double-checking, Exclusivity, friendship, HubbyCheckBeforePlans, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, Motherhood, parenting, partner, Plans, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	271
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where checking in with your husband is not only encouraged, it’s a requirement! Why? Because we believe in the power of communication and making sure your loved ones know where you are at all times, just like in real life!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!

Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.

So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!

NoSecondDate Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating stories, dating tips, deal breakers, first date, first impressions, Minecraft, NoSecondDate, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, second date, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8541
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	8135	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in awkward goodbyes and no second date in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure!

Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.

Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.

So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!