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Crafting Fails & Funny Tales: A Minecraft Server of Epic Mishaps & Hilarious Moments!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or participating in our weekly “Build-a-Taco” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos (Disclaimer: virtual tacos may cause virtual indigestion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and compete to be the last one standing. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing armor.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

HorizonsReborn: Where the semi-vanilla SMP players are older than your awkward high school years

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

HorizonsReborn Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Java Minecraft Server
Community Size	Small, established, mature, and friendly
Focus	Bringing players together with community projects and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the HorizonsReborn server, you need to apply for whitelist through our Discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing, trolling, and any toxic behavior are strictly prohibited on the server. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.

3. Can I participate in community events and projects?

Absolutely! We encourage all players to get involved in community events and projects. It’s a great way to bond with other players and make the server experience more enjoyable.

4. Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

While there is no strict minimum age requirement, we do expect all players to conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner. Our community is geared towards a more mature audience.

MooCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where raw milk is frowned upon? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire village dedicated to the glorious consumption of raw milk! Join us and experience the thrill of milking cows with your bare hands and chugging that sweet, unpasteurized goodness straight from the udder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Join their ranks and fight epic battles against evil mobs while wearing nothing but a suit made entirely of diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the raw milk-fueled adventures begin!

Deserved Better Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything goes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats comes prancing by. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo tournaments that happen every Saturday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. .. Minecraft server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

The owner of the server “MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. ..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

p10.murcha.su

Diversity Server: Where the map is older than your average Minecraft player! No map resets here!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Server Overview
The server has been around for 10 years on the original map with no resets. It has a rich history and lore. There are currently SMP and SMPNG options available. SMPNG is a fresh start for players who want an untouched world. Chat is synced between all servers.

Useful Links
IP: smp.diversitymc.net
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/wNn5nPy
Website: https://diversitymc.net/servers/smp/

FAQ

1. How long has the server been around? The server has been around for 10 years on the original map.

2. Is there a reset on the server? No, there have been no resets on the server.

3. What is the difference between SMP and SMPNG? SMP is the original map with a rich history and lore, while SMPNG is a fresh start for players who want an untouched world.

4. How can I connect to SMPNG? You can use /server smpng in-game to connect to SMPNG.

5. Is chat synced between all servers? Yes, chat is synced between all servers, including the creative server.

Underwhelming Boss Battle

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old boss fights that leave you feeling meh? Well, look no further because on our server, the boss fights are so underwhelming that you’ll actually feel OVERWHELMED by the lack of challenge! Seriously, our Ender Dragon just sits there knitting scarves and our Wither boss is more interested in starting a book club than fighting. Join us for the most hilariously lackluster boss fights you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our Creeper boss has a secret talent for breakdancing…don’t miss out on the fun!

SoyboyCraft: Where even the creepers are questioning their masculinity!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	102
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where soyboys roam freely, spreading their hipster vibes and vegan propaganda? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, soyboys are banned for life! Join us and experience a world where only the manliest of men survive. Chop down trees with your bare hands, wrestle creepers into submission, and build towering fortresses with your bros. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bacon-loving warriors who ride into battle on giant hamster wheels. So what are you waiting for? Join us and reclaim your masculinity today!

FixCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Country RP Server, Crossplatform, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, FixCraft, Grief, Minecraft, Minigames, Murdermystery, Roleplay, Skywars, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla Survival, Voicechat System

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8679	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

This is the best Country RP Server with the earth map, create your own country, the server also has BedWars, SkyWars and Murdermystery, or you can generally talk with our voicechat system, no mods needed! the server also has vanilla survival, anarchy, grief.

mc.fixcraft.org

Endless Edibles: A Vanilla SMP server for players who are mature… with a side of proximity chat!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Votes:	2669
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to Endless Eden!
Survival Paradise: Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, our survival world offers a balanced experience for everyone. Survive, thrive, and build your dream creations in a friendly and grief-free environment.
Community-Driven: Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and participate in community events.
Regular Updates: Our dedicated staff team is committed to keeping the server fresh and exciting with regular updates, events, and features.
Custom Features: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins and features that give Vanilla a much needed Quality of Life update.
Friendly and Active Staff: Our staff is always available to assist you and ensure a fun and fair gaming environment.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We are currently on 1.20.2 and will open the world border when we update to 1.21.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez and fill out a short application.
Are there any community events?	Yes, we regularly host community events for players to participate in.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have custom plugins and features, but please check our Discord for a full list of allowed Mods and Data Packs.