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Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	582411	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Votes:	5815	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4622	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Votes:	4817
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	616823	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
New Chunks Explored:	337338	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	8312
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	701631	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	1202	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132