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ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	53	Meteorites Collected:	3

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	634298
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6292	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2919
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Hatewatchers United

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Items Found:	5542
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5292	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	66	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	163
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

Adventure, bedrock, BIRTHDAYS, celebrate, Craft, CREEPERS, Discord, form, insomniacs, Macarena, Minecraft, proof, Safe, Server, Skeletons, smp, verify, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2519	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magic Items Found:	8737

Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.