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BattleCrafters

Adversity, BattleCrafters, battling inner demons, Challenges, conquering obstacles, difficult times, emotional resilience., enduring hardships, facing adversity, fighting through hardships, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal struggles, pushing through tough times, resilience, resilience in the face of adversity, strength in adversity, toughest battles, triumph over adversity

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	296
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re battling is a lack of creativity? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face off against the most epic foes you could ever imagine! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server also has epic rewards like flying pigs that drop golden apples and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. So if you’re ready for the ultimate battle royale of your Minecraft life, join us now and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Thank You

Claims, Communication, Conspiracy, correspondence, current events, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, Gratitude, international relations, investigation, Leaders, nerve agent attack, new book, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, trump, Trumps, uk, world news

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7461
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz trump wrote a thank you letter to putin after some crazy nerve agent attack in the UK. like, what even is that?! we got all the crazy stuff happening on this server, you gotta join to see for yourself. plus, like, the animals talk and give you quests to find rare diamonds. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. #minecraftlife #trumpandputin #nerveagentattackfun

KingdomsSMP! Where even the sheep have royal titles and the cows demand respect.

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, building, Combat, Cows, Demand, Discord, Europe, FRIENDSHIPS, game of thrones, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Players, PvP, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, royal, Sheep, smp, titles, War, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players will establish kingdoms and compete for dominance.

2. Are PvP and combat the main focus?

No, PvP and combat are not the main focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts in building kingdoms.

3. How many players are allowed in each kingdom?

Each kingdom will consist of 4-10 players.

4. Can players form alliances and wage war?

Yes, players can form alliances and wage war as they see fit within the server rules.

5. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us and create great memories on the server.

ZenlessZoneMC Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Drawpile, Events, Ice-Jade Teapot, KB201 KB JPG, Master Tapes, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, Zenless, ZenlessZoneMC, Zone Zero General

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. We’ve got more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. From “First-Class Customer Service” to “Immersive Tactical Drill,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, affordable housing, Boxabl, construction, controversy, disruptive, financial growth, housing market, innovation, investing, investment opportunities, Investors, long-term investment., Minecraft, modular homes, pod agenda, PodAgendaPioneer, potential risks, prefab homes, real estate, smp, Startup, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

EmoPetFree Minecraft Server

anxiety, college roommate, Communication, dirty laundry, dog barking, dog shedding, dog sitter, dog walking, dog whining, EmoPetFree, emotional support animal, high-rise apartment, Keys, leasing company, Minecraft, personal space violations, RESPONSIBILITY, roommates, school break, Server, shared bedroom, vacation, vibrators

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	3693
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7011
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and their furry friends? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure and excitement.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.

Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?

CraftyCash355

aita, borrowing money, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCash355, ethical dilemma, Favor, financial help, financial responsibility, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, impulsive spending, lending money, parents, peer pressure, personal finance, saving face, savings account, transparency, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are willing to do anything to save face, just like the friend in this story! Need to borrow some virtual diamonds to impress your virtual parents? No problem! Our players will gladly lend you some, as long as you promise not to get mad or upset with them 😂

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your virtual character falls off a cliff! From epic treasure hunts to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to borrow virtual money to save face with your virtual parents!

TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

2020, 9.1k, Automotive Industry, automotive news, car recalls, consumer safety, Counting, electric vehicles, MODEL X, Problem, Recalls, safety issue, second recall, Server, suvs, tesla, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft, US, vehicle defects, vehicle maintenance, vehicle malfunction, vehicle repairs, vehicle safety

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	74
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

HalliburtonCraft: CyberAttack LOL

cnn, Corporate Espionage, cyber defense, cyber threat, cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital attack, disrupting systems, Energy Sector, HACKING, Halliburton, HalliburtonCraft, incident response, infrastructure disruption, it security, lol, network security, Oil giant, OIL INDUSTRY, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchantments Applied:	85
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and crafting all day on ur regular old minecraft server? well, come join us on this EPIC server where u can mine and craft AND fight off cyberattacks from evil oil giants like Halliburton! yah, u heard me right. we got hackers tryna mess with our systems but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we defend our virtual world from cyber villains. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. so why wait? come join the fun and help us take down those pesky hackers once and for all!

FreeRentMC Server

Bridges, city, Classes, clingy landlord, confusion, dick, Driving, driving classes, free, FreeRentMC, funny, hentais, LANDLORD, offers, Organs, overpopulated, overpopulated city, rejection, Server, small town, TOWN

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of clingy landlords trying to offer you “driving classes” as a way to get closer to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from creepy landlords and their ulterior motives!

Join our server and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own city without any interference from nosy landlords. Plus, our server is so amazing that even the creepiest of landlords wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with a landlord who may or may not be after your organs.