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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7303 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 348 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!