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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 530 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 7772 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!