asks out Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Kramer’s Cameracraft Server

90s, apartment, Cameracraft, cameras, classic, comedy, Elaine Benes, Filming, Friends, garage set, George Costanza, hilarious, iconic, jerry seinfeld, kramer, Kramers, Merv Griffin Show, seinfeld, Server, Sitcom, television, television history., Visit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4784
Emeralds Found:	2240	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Void Armor Forged:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported to a world where kramer from seinfeld is the mayor and he’s running around with a chicken on his head, screaming about merv griffin and pretending there are cameras filming his every move.

but wait, there’s more!

you start building your house and suddenly george costanza shows up, claiming he’s a professional interior decorator and starts rearranging all your furniture. jerry seinfeld is there too, cracking jokes about creepers and zombies while elaine dances around in a diamond armor suit, slaying mobs left and right.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is shaped like a giant slice of pizza? yeah, that’s right. you can explore pepperoni forests, cheese caves, and sausage rivers.

so, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure with the cast of seinfeld in a pizza-themed minecraft world, then come join us on this server! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Surviving with the Dead on Corporate Minecraft- No Snitches Allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Bank, Bounty, BUILD, Challenging, Connect, corporate, Create, Dead, Farms, fellow players, Generators, INCREASE, Journey, Minecraft, Minions, Plugin, productivity, Server, smp, snitches, Survival, Surviving, Thrive, Version, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Items Found:	3165
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Corpse Survival Server Overview

Version	1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
Features	Custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugin
Server IP	stinted.hs.vc:27101
Discord	https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on version 1.21.X?	Yes, the server is available on any version 1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
What plugins does the server use?	The server uses custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugins
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address stinted.hs.vc:27101
Is there a Discord server for Corpse Survival?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

EmojiCraft Minecraft Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	745
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in weekly llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be stylish too!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper2027 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, CraftyCreeper2027, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 202730855, novel, page-turner, puzzling, secret, smp, Suspense, suspenseful storytelling, Thriller, Ultimate, unknown identity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade, led by a player riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. The chat is filled with players arguing over who has the best pet rock, while others are trying to build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).

CarCraftLove

ac, aita, Asshole, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, CAR, CarCraftLove, comfort, Comments.., Communication, Commute, gas, Guilt, household chores, income, Mileage, MONEY, relationship, savings, Voicing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4560
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	1080
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you have your own car again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual vehicle.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving around in a pixelated car, without any guilt trips or demands for money. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of having your own space, whether it’s a car or a blocky castle.

Don’t let anyone take away your independence, not even your virtual boyfriend. Join our server today and reclaim your right to drive wherever you please, without any attitude or comments holding you back. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story.

CraftyFreebies

accessible, advantageous, amazing, application, beneficial, convenient, cost effective, CraftyFreebies, efficient, free, Helpful, innovation, productivity, remarkable, Resourceful, software, Surprising, Technology, UNBELIEVABLE, useful, valuable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – this server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, building towering castles out of nothing but dirt blocks, and taming wild wolves to ride into battle. And that’s not all – our server also offers a revolutionary application that allows you to turn your in-game creations into real-life objects. Want a life-size replica of your epic castle? No problem! Just hit the “print” button and watch it materialize before your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players can saddle up their own dragons and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a block of dirt, in which case you might want to watch your back. Those pesky creepers have a thing for landscaping!

WageWarCraft

activism, advocacy, economic equality, economic policy, fair wages, Fighting, income cap, income disparity, income inequality, labor rights, lower maximum wage, minimum wage, political action, social justice, Start, wage ceiling, wage gap, wage limits, wage reform, WageWarCraft, wealth distribution

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

America, coastal elitism, cultural bias, derogatory, Dismissive, flyover country, flyover states, FlyoverCraft, heartland, ignorance, Irrelevant, Land, Middle America, Minecraft, Overlooked, people, Rural, Server, States, Stereotypes, travel, unimportant, Visiting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Towns Built:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!