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Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and units!
Join now and get 50 free recruits to start off your adventure. And don’t forget to claim the passcode “Fatima” for exclusive rewards!

But wait, there’s more! Our SSR units include Lee Yumi, Chinatsu, Sky, Lulu, Luna, and Sanae – all ready to kick some blocky butt. And if that’s not enough, we have ASSR units like Felix, Mavka, Joo Shiyoon, and Replacer Queen to add some spice to your gameplay.

Need resources? We got you covered with our handy guides and spreadsheets for all your raiding and trimming needs. Plus, join one of our global consortiums like HildFriends, Prestissimo, or RosariaPits for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

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Limbust Company General – Minecraft SMP #2168

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where the mirror dungeons are filled with crazy mobs and the refraction railway line will take you on a wild ride through the Masquerade!
But that’s not all, we’ve got target extractions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Take down the Princess of La Manchaland and Fell Bullet Yi Sang before they wreak havoc on the server. And don’t forget about our upcoming extraction of Meursault – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we’ve got a tutorial that will blow your mind. And if you’re a fan of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, then you’re in for a treat – expect spoilers galore!

Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates.

But most importantly, join us because… well, just take your damn meds and stop baiting! Trust us, it’ll all make sense once you’re in the game. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

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Chickens & Suburb Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server has everything you need and more!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a suburb foid girl who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with danger and excitement. But that’s not all, she also has a bunch of chickens that will follow you around and lay golden eggs for you to collect.

Rumor has it that if you can gather enough golden eggs, the foid girl will grant you three wishes! Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want a chicken-themed castle to rule over? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the foid girl and her chickens show you a whole new world of Minecraft madness!

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Simple Windows SMP Easier Minecraft

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with twists and turns at every corner.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by our mischievous admins, who have been known to turn players into chickens or cover their bases in pink wool. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

We also have epic events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the TNT traps along the way!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the mountain is guarded by a fierce dragon who demands a toll of cookies for safe passage.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, if you dare!

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Project of the Day

1.16, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, non-pvp, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Attention all miners!

Well, do we have just the server for you! Introducing PROJECT OF THE DAY!!! Here you can have as many friends as you want, build without restriction, and avoid people griefing your base like there’s no tomorrow, today! Project Of The day – Number 1 rule, Enjoy!

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PrimalMC

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54.39.68.146:2301

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Pixel Plantation Minecraft Server

action, animation quality, Anime, badly animated, Character development, children, confusion, Delico’s Nursery, fanservice, fight scene, Intrigue, lack of intrigue, lack of plot, Married men, Minecraft, non-existent plot, PIXEL, Plantation, Plot, Server, storytelling, Straight.., Yaoi bait

Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.

Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.

So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!

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Cuddle Minecraft SMP Hook Up

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some spicy action! Join us for a chance to cuddle, make out, and even dry hump with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy virtual romance instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to experience love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s get cozy together!

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MidnightGaming

BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, dynamic, Earn, Economy, entrepreneurial spirit, Farmer, financial empire, Gaming, marketplace, MCMMO, MidnightGaming, Minecraft, miner, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Trade, trader.., trading economy, Vanilla, vibrant

Dive into a dynamic, player-driven trading economy where your entrepreneurial spirit can thrive. Whether you’re a miner, farmer, trader, or builder, there’s a place for you in our bustling marketplace. Earn, trade, and build your way to the top while collaborating with others in a vibrant community. Join us today and create your own financial empire in the world of Minecraft!

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Crafty Know-It-Alls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, arab world, Crafty, culture, current, Egyptian, emir, fact, Government, heritage, History, INTERESTING, Islamic, KnowItAlls, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, Politics, Royalty, Ruler, Server, Trivia, world affairs

Join our Minecraft server where an Egyptian pharaoh has taken over as the emir of Afghanistan! Witness the chaos as pyramids are built next to the Hindu Kush mountains and camels roam the streets of Kabul. Who knew Minecraft could be this historically inaccurate and hilarious? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about world history!

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