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Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

blockg, blocky, Community, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Rapzilla Edition, smp, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	275	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

activity monitoring, bands, comparison, exercise gadgets, exercise tracking, fitness accessories, fitness tracking, fitness wearables, health, health and wellness, health band benefits, health band features, health bands, health technology, health tracking., Minecraft, pros and cons, Smart Devices, smartwatch benefits, smartwatch features, smartwatches, smp, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	102	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

ChaosEmerald

adult community, auction house, Chill, Clan, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, family, games, grind, in-game shops, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, osrs, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, Relax, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4254	Animals Bred:	59
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

ChaosEmerald – ChaosEmerald is an OSRS (OldSchool RuneScape) friendly community who love to chill, have a laugh and most importantly, play games! We are here for the love of OSRS and Minecraft and want to expand from our 360+ member clan to Minecraft and grow our family! We are mainly adults with full-time life commitments and want to assure you that we support that. The ChaosEmerald server has been created to be a relaxing and chill space for those who enjoy both games. We will never sell permissions and respect the passion of creativety and a grind. We wont be offering rediculous MTX pay-to-win crates as we dispise them and want to focus more on a player made economy with our in-game shops and auction house.

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